Mr. Summers stuff. anxiously awaits rhe ride of his lifetime as his students are ready to show their If he rerurns alive, we'll know he raughr them well. TO DRIVE. ..OR NOT TO DRIVE The catastrophe hits Weber High every year, worse than an earthquake, more terrifying than a tornado. Sophomores begin the roughest trial of their lives, Drivers Ed! Beginning wirh six full weeks of theory the soph learns the basics. The steering wheel steers the car while rhe tires go round and round. Nor only do rhey learn abour the auromobile itself, rhey learn that you drive on the road and not the sidewalks. Also, you can't park in an intersection because it makes other drivers very angry, and you might receive some fingerly gestures. Well, after the last day of theory and the test was either passed or failed, Mr. Summers is relieved to get rid of you. It doesn't last for long though because next comes range! Wow, finally able to drive without sitting on dad's lap. Maybe you shouldn't have raised your hand when asked if you'd driven before. That Lagoon car seemed to steer easier. After playing bumper cars and bowling wirh orange cones for a week, you wait ever so patiently for the big day to drive on a real road. Finally, following many incidents of begging Mr. Brooks to drive you, he can’t stand the nagging behavior any longer and agrees to drive you. Now is when we learn thar searbelrs do have a good purpose. Nort only does Mr. Brooks fasten his searbelt, bur he locks his door and braces himself for a ride wilder than the colossus, or slower than the log flume. Concluding the three days on road, mom can rake you fo get your license. Who says if you'll pass, it’s none of our concern anyway. Weber High has done her duty, and now it’s time fo move on fo rhe next group of untrained sophs. SOPH HUMOR!! é 1W : j j O unidentified and extremely typical sophomores after a hard day on rhe range ar Weber High School. In this next little section on this page, we'd like fo compliment rhe sophomores on the grear sense of humor so many of , . them seem to have. You're such comedians! Q Whar do you call a dog rhar has jumped A Snap, Crackle, and Poop! Vicki Holland off a cliff? A Dog gone. Chad Gooch Q If Bentsen and Dukakis went down in a plane crash, who would survive? A America! Brandon Hawkes ([epubiican) Q Why did rhe boy rhrow a cube of burrer our rhe window. A To see a butter fly. Matt Owen Q Why did the. dog cross rhe road? Q What is the difference berween a foorball player and a duck? A Foorball players ger in huddles, and ducks get in puddles. Brian Melle Q Whar type of house weighs rhe leasr? A A lighthouse. Gary Greenwell Q Whar happens to a fish when it suffocares? A Because he was stapled ro the chicken. Brandon Price Q Ask me if I'm an orange ... Are you an orange? A No! Mindy Miller Q Did you hear about rhe arhlere rhar won a gold in the Olympics? A He was so proud of himself thar he had the medal bronzed. Cherie Lawler Q Whar is it called when you pur laxatives in your cereal? A It drowns. Tyler Schenck