Inimitable in his grandiose charm, Thatcher "Hoses" Allred was quoted as saving words to the effect that the Weber College Student Body hadn't the Intellectual culture to appreciate that above the scope of the elementary emotions. Nassy ol' man! I'm sure in all subtlety, Hoses was "ribbing" us in the same manner the sawdust ring members of his profession used to rib the suckers when they screamed - "Hoy, rube!", and beat the unruly populace with flailing clubs. Kail to the man who communes with Jehovah! Mr. Allred has since apologized for anything ho may have unjustly said. Although "He who hesitates is lost," a man's character is also greatly judged by his complete self-abdication when he is at fault. "Moses" apologized. Admirer: "Lisson cadaverous - scuttle, willya, huh?" Little Brother: "Aw, shove off, you big helminthic (relating to worms), flirting filbert, you I" Why, I'll bet he's the kind of a guy that'd blame his wife for not keeping his socks clean if his feet stank so bad he had insomnia. football men and debators: "Wo would like to thank President Tracy and everyone else concerned for making this wonderful trip possible." Eva (Fudge) Browning, upon seeing the advertisement of "She Done Him Wrong": "Do you know who that reminds me of? Charles Petersons"(Actual occurrence.) Burly (Whistler) Murdock: "APE YOU READY?" Chorus: "HELL, YES." OUR IMMORTIAL "FIN"