28 The Acorn William Wright arises and goes to the piano. Pres. Driver (after the adoption of the Student Body constitution.) "I trust that we will govern the constitution and won't need to have the constitution govern us." Prof. McKay "We shall meet in room A, which used to be the old faculty's room." Oh! where, Oh! where, Has our choir leader gone? Oh! where Oh! where Can he be? Altho Wm. leads us well enough, We would not mind Joseph B. Prof. Goddard "Bro. Clark, please raise the window." Miss Agreen "Oh! I will freeze to death." Bro. Clark "You may come over in my corner if you get cold." Prof. Richards "What does A. D. stand for?" Mildred "After death." OH! NO Elsie (In Geology) "Maybe the rocks are harder now than they were at the beginning of the earth." Prof. Neal "Things usually are harder in a solid than in a liquid or gaseous state." By all appearances Miss Olsen is trying to teach the boys, in the third row of the choir, to be courteous. Agnes "Do you believe there are microbes in kisses?" Herbert "I never believe anything without investigation." North Ogden Freshies continue to loiter in the halls during the noon hour. Miss Farr "Just the minute I ask you to think a little there is a buzz like a lot of bees in the room." Landin "Oh! that's the buzz of our thinking machines getting started." Student "And Dionysius was forced to earn his living by teaching school." Prof. Jensen "It served him right." Boys, Boys, are we going to let the girls get ahead of us? You should see their club room and compare it with ours! Mrs. Morrell "What became of Catherine after she was divorced from Henry VIII?" Leonard "She became a widow. Prof. McKendrick "I will get all you Wright girls right, right away." Twenty-four bricks all in a row, Upset one and the others will go. Thus the very first brick to fall Sets an.example to them all. And so it must be plain to you, The good or evil one may do. Teacher "Havent" you a class?' Freshie "I don't know." Teacher "You had better find out." Freshie "Where shall I look to? The Acorn 29 Alice "Oh, papa you just ought to have heard the shooting outside last night!" Papa "Why didn't you call me? You know I can't sleep when there's shooting going on so close to the house!" Prof. Shurtliff (In penmanship) "If you will all watch me I will show you how to make I's (eyes.)" Had he been making them when he met Miss Ballard? We would suggest that the balcony be not used for such scenes as we read of in Romeo and Juliet. Vernon if you have not read it get it at the library. Prof. Goddard "What do we call the privileges often granted to shipbuilders by the government?" Nelson-"Navigation Arts." Prof. Jensen "Miss Poulter, who was George Washington's wife?" Frances "George's wife-?" A VAIN EFFORT We had to write a poem At least two stanzas long, Or else Der Herr Professor Would us till death ding dong. I scratched my head insanely, I thot and thot and thot And all my manly efforts In the end came just to naught. C. W.