32 The Acorn this month? If so why not mention them.? "Student Life" (Heber City.) Why not change your cover and break the monotony? "The Pharos" (Provo, Utah) is again on the exchange table. Though we looked through the entire paper for it, we were unable to find what school you came from. Why do you put your ads in with your literary columns? "The Fish Herald" (Fish University) and the "Budget" are two new exchanges. We hope to receive you again. The material in "Student Life" (Logan, Utah) is very well arranged. Sophomore "What does liability mean?" Wise Senior "A persons ability to lie." Ex. Prof. "What are you doing, learning something?" Student "No sir, litsening to you." Ex. Willie "I saw a lot of people going blackberrying the other day.' George "You did? Where were they going?" Willie "They were going ta a colored funeral." Ex. Teacher "What tense do I use when I say, T am beautiful?'" Student "Remote past." Ex. Thank you "High School Register" for your suggestions. "Fifty miles an hour," yelled the Chauffeur, "Are you brave?" "Yes, I am full of grit," the girl replied as she swallowed another quart of dust. Ex. Breathes there a man with soul so dead, Who never to himself has said, As he stubbed his toe against the bed. Ex. Laugh and the teacher laughs with you, Laugh and you laugh alone; The first when the joke is the teachers, The last when the joke is your own. Ex. Student (reading Virgil) "Three times I strove to cast my arm about her neck, and that's as far as I got professor." Prof. "Well my boy, I think that was quite far enough." Ex. A teacher asked for a long sentence. One boy wrote, "Imprisoned for life." First boy "We had the minister for dinner to-day." Second boy "We had chicken." Ex. Never laugh at a man for his pug nose. There is no telling what will turn up. Ex. Senior "I want to get some bird seed." Freshman (Clerking in store during vacation) "Don't try to plague me, smarty. Birds grow from eggs not seeds." Ex. N. O. Ogden Co. Clothing, Shoes and Furnishings Exclusive agents for the Clothes that ABT builds; you will find them to be made of the best materials and built by the only right method. Hit, Style, Quality and Snap are all there. A great line of Keith's KNONQUEROR SHOES for Spring are in $3.50 The Toggery Ogden Feed & Sale Stable J.F. EVERETT & CO., Proprietors LIVERY AND BOARDING 2219 Washington Avenue Bell Phone 319-K Ind. Phone 509 TRANSIENTS A SPECIALTY STILL IN THE BUSINESS Wardleigh 2376 Washington Avenue