27 ACORN Bro. Barker (to Leland Evans, who was whistling- in the Acorn room) "You'd better put the muffler on that, Leland, so that thev won't hear it outside." Leland "That's my mistake." Old Lady "What's that smell?" Farmer- "Fertilizer." Old Lady "For the land's sake!" Farmer "Yes, ma'am." YOUR BUSINESS MANAGER SAYS: That it pays to advertise in the ACORN We doubt it Do you want to prove that it does then every time you purchase here tell us that you read this ad in the ACORN. You boost our STORE and we'll boost your PAPER-WHY NOT. McCUNE-FOULGER COMPENY Shoes for the whole family Customer "Barber, why did you drop that steaming cloth on my face?" Barber "Because it was too hot to hold, sir." Ex. There are meteors of accent, There are meteors of tone, But the best meteor of all Is to meet her alone. (Ezra Chandler, from experience.) Manning (in Physiology) "What are the ankles for?" Brilliant Student "To keep the calves from the corn patch.' Ex. We are Prepared for Spring- with a New Soda Menu full of New Sundaes and Soft Drinks. We cater to school trade, for Parties Dances or any occasion. Hudson Chocolate Shop 2419 Hudson Ave. olie reeve, Prop. ACORN 28 Can you imagine: Nixon spitting on his finger? Geo. Nelson's 'sluffing his class? Vic Critchlow with a long grin? Glen Cordon chewing gum? Albert Oborn trying to sing? Clark Barlow making faces? Earl Wilson blushing? Laurence Maddock not making a noise? Dexter Farr with his hair combed? Leo Crandall flirting? Ez. Chandler not giving his opinion? Frank Richards saying "It was my mistake?" Lee Brewer looking sleepy? Pete Anderson knocking? Monty Poulter announcing a hot dog sale? Bro. Manning (in Physiology) "What is work?" Milton Lindquist "Wasting energy." Mrs. Shurtliff (in English) "While I was in a menagerie- Quality Tailored Clothes Clothes "Dundee" Tailored to your Measure show taste and refinement and are clothes with expression. $15 Style Assured Fit Guaranteed Let us make Your New Spring and Easter Suit. Dundee Woolen Mills Professional Tailors for Young Men 2431 Hudson Ave. Beside the Alhambra