EXCHANGE There are a few of our friends that do not realize what the "Exchange" department means to a school paper or they would make it as large as possible. If a paper is widely circulated about the world it is most reliable, therefore let other schools see where your papers go and what papers come to you. "Melios" Grand Rapids, Mich. We enjoyed your February issue very much. We like the arrangement of your cover. "Tattler" St. Anthony, Idaho, (Feb. Number). Your paper could be improved very much by adding headings to your "School Notes" and "Class Reports." The "Cherry and White" Williamsport, Penn., (Feb. Number). The general appearance of your paper is certainly good. We especially like your cuts, "Exchange" and "Athletics." "Red and Black" Salt Lake City, Utah (March Number). We think your cover is very appropriate for your cadet issue. Also we agree that the cartoon in your joke department is a splendid suggestion. "Gold and Blue" Salt Lake City, Utah. Your material is typical of the sporting edition. It would be well to enlarge upon your Exchange department. You have a number of excellent jokes. The "Oracle" Tooele, Utah, is a neat little paper and could be improved by adding a few cuts and by commenting upon more exchanges. The "Carbon" Price, Utah Your Feb. Number was indeed worthy of mention. Your jokes were real witty. The "Clintonian" Clinton, Iowa We have always noticed in particular the neatness of your book. The "Steelhead" Dalles, Oregon Is a good appearing issue with the exception of the bright yellow paper on which your ads are placed. The "Gallian" Gallipolis, Ohio In your February issue we see great improvement over the last paper we received. In the "Orange and Black," Falls City, Neb., we liked especially the Freshmen alphabet. It is certainly clever. "Crimson," Logan, Utah (Feb. Number). There is nothing we ACORN 26 could say to suggest improvement. Your Literary department is very interesting. "Orange and Black," Milton, Penn. In your January edition we find Athletics placed before Editorials. Does this mean that you consider Athletics of more importance than Editorials? "Student Life," Logan, Utah. Feb. 19th The poem "Work" is certainly a masterpiece. We have received many other papers from our friends, and inasmuch as this will be our last issue with an Exchange department, we wish to thank you for the criticisms you have given, which have helped to improve our paper. We also wish you all success and hope to still receive your papers during the remainder of this and the next year. "I vants some powder vot you call it vace powder?" said the Dutchman in the store. "Mennen's?" inquired the clerk, briskly. "No, no; veemen's. It is for mine vife." Ex. Nett (rather weary at 11:30 p. m.) I don't know a thing about baseball. Nixon Let me explain to you. Nett Very well; give me an illustration of a home run. Ex. Junior: Say, something terrible happened. Fresh: What was that? Junior: The cathedral at Rheims burned down. Fresh: Holy Smoke! Sister Shurtliff in English Brother Ray, will you write a theme on sauerkraut? Ray Why write a theme on sauerkraut in this automobile age? Shurtliff Well, why not? Ray Because sauerkraut belongs to the cabbage. Ex. Mary had a Thomas cat, That warbled like "Caruso," The neighbors got a baseball bat, And now it doesn't do so. In Geometry. Teacher "What determines a straight line?" Pupil "Five cents and a soda fountain." Ex. Good Comedy! "Say, Dutchy, why don't you water your horse?" "Wass iss de use? He is a bay."