29 ACORN It's a long way to (around the corner) Tempt him not Satan USE THE WALK To School The Jitney. (Sung to the tune of "Tipperary.") It's a long chance upon the Jitney, It's a poor way to go. When the street cars will take you safely Where'er you want to go. Go get on the street car, Go calling on a friend. It's a long chance upon the Jitney, And it may-be your end. Greenwell's 356 Twenty-Fifth Street We get the business. Why? Candy Ice Cream Lunches ACORN 30 Dr. Lind (in Physiography) "These objects grow by development." Phyllis "What did he say they grew like?" Mamie "He said those objects grow like elephants." Teacher "Well how stupid you are, to be sure. Can't multiply eighty-eight by twenty-five! I'll wager that Charles can do it in less than no time." Abused Pupil "I shouldn't be surprised. They say that fools multiply rapidly these days." Irritable Schoolmaster "Now, then, stupid, what's the next word? What comes after cheese?" Dull Boy "A mouse, sir." Bro. Manning in English "Leo close the door so that the sound will not disturb the work in the shop." Just Hatched Your New Easter Bonnet Style Starter 362-25th Street Ruddick-Hats of Merit "Why had Eve no fear of the measles?" Because she had Adam." ('ad 'em.) Jos. Fowles to Dr. Lind "Mark me present." Dr. Lind to Fowles "Are you here?" Mary had a little lamb, The engine blew and blew. It didn't hear the whistle, Lamb stew! Eugene T. "What books have you studied in English?" Poulsen "'The Lady of Venice,' and 'The Merchant of the Lake.'" If the Sophomore's brain was dynamite and should happen to explode, the explosion would not be hard enough to blow his nose. Freshmen.