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Show 24 THE ACORN After long and deficient service in the halls of the W. S. A. our janitor, seeing- that his hard labor shoveling- coal is not appreciated, thinks it wise to put forth his efforts in other directions and has accordingly withdrawn his name from the payroll of this institution. What is the difference between Sec. Minnie Brown and Willie Wright? Minnie takes minutes, Willie takes hours. Bro. McKay (after discharging the janitor): "If Mr. Van Dru-melen needs any instruction as to his work will you kindly inform him?" Mr. Van De Graft: "I am not a teacher in this institution any longer!" Bro. Bradford was talking about the three states of emotion, when Bro. McKay opened the door and handed him a check. Bro. Bradford's face beamed and he said: "This is a good example of the emotional state." Bro. Bradford: A man is a combination of what he was when he was born and what he has eaten since. Bro. McKay (in English Literature): Some of you students are as blank as blankety blank blank!! Sayings Peculiar to Some Students Mae: Every morning "What if he should call on me to pray." Josephine. Ja? usually pronounced "jaw.,' Bude. "Some one has snuck my pencil." Lenora B. "Isn't that scrumptious?" Bro. Lind. "Furthermore!" Winnifred M.: "Well I don't see that." Alice: (in German) "Why didn't you tell me that two weeks ago?" Bro. Porter: Oh I'm too young to vote yet. Does ever a seat that is three feet wide Hold fourteen students sitting side by side? Yes, often (In Devotional) The Domestic Arts department is progressing nicely under the supervision of sister Sarah T. Evans. This year more interest is being taken and therefore more proficient work is being accomplished than at at any previous time. The classes are larger, especially the Art needlework class, where some exceptionally good work is being done. THE ACORN 25 Student-Body Officers President Aaron Tracy Vice President Florence Woolley Secretary & Treasurer, Minnie Brown Yell Master Briant S. Jacobs Standard Bearer George Burton Cxecuttbe Committee Briant S. Jacobs '07 William Ellis '08 Heber Woolley '09 Hyrum Cragun '10 Haskel Lamdin Prep. Freshmen The class of 1910 met October 1, 1906 and elected the following-officers: President Victor H. Sears Vice President Arthur Foulger Secretary Clara Goddard Treasurer Edyth Barlow We have thus far held five meetings. We have a good organization, the members are showing great zeal and patriotism and are working unitedly together. Freshmen Yell: Rackety Kax, Ko, Ax, Ko, Ax. Rackety Kax, Ko, Ax, Ko, Ax. That's the kind, that's the kind, Freshmen, Freshmen every time. In the Realm of Need Wanted by the class: A few precious moments occupied by the monopoly. Petition to the Faculty: A nursery for those who have to play in school. Wanted by two girls: A cure for the giggles. E. B. (In Physiography.) Were there no rainbows before the flood? Sophomores 1909 President Burton Driggs Vice President Leona Brown Secretary & Treas., Hyrum A. Belnap Exect Heber Wooley Class Yell: So-ph-mo-re. Soph-mo-re. Class Motto: "Progression." Class Color: Alice Blue and Silver. November's Gift However flowerless the ways Of grim November, However dull and drear her days We should remember One happy time she sets apart For royal giving A gift to cheer and bless each heart It is Thanksgiving." |