EXCHANGE "The Pine Needle," Dothan, Ala., has now joined the list of our exchanges. We like the spirit of your paper and think your department divisions are good. "The Crucible," Greeley, Colo. As far as school papers are concerned, your magazine is, indeed, a classic. Whoever wrote "A Processional Hymn" is a "professional him." "The Kuay." You have a very clever comic section, and your neat, catchy ads show that you have a live business staff. We would suggest a few stories and an index. "The Picayune." Minneapolis, Minn. We like your literary and musical sections. Would not a few more cuts improve your paper? The "Schucis," Schenectady, N. Y. You have a strong literary department. Why not have a few more cartoons and more "Grinds?" Would not the editorials be better nearer the front? "Orange and Black," Falls City, Neb. Why not enlarge your departments, have some neat headings, an index page and something to let us know "who's who" on the staff? "Granitian," Salt Lake City, Utah All of your departments are certainly commendable. We enjoy reading your paper, especially the reflections from the literary side of your school. "The Clarion," Appleton, Wis. Your staff artist deserves much credit. We like the idea of a school calendar, and the arrangement and contents of your departments. "Oneida," Preston, Idaho Why not enlarge on your exchange department? We notice the print of your paper is somewhat illegible in parts of your book. "Collegian," Shamokin, Pa. You are certainly blessed with wit, but we don't like the arrangement of your material. "College Chips," Decorah, Iowa Your departments are splendidly arranged. We like your cuts and the general idea of your departments, but we think you need something to enliven the paper. Another new exchange is the Gallian, from Gallipolis, Ohio. ACORN 26 We like your cover design, "Artisan" (Bridgeport, Conn.). "High School Journal," Pittsburgh, Pa., your cover design is a perfect personification of Spring. We bless Marion Klingler's efforts to write poetry. Our Seniors can appreciate it. Your entire book is equally as interesting as the poetry. Buzz "I'm not such a fool as I look." Vera "No, thank heaven." Mr. Larson "Mr. Matthews, what river runs through Italy?" Leo "Er-er. I d-d" (Voice from back) "Say Po, Leo." Leo "Sapolio." First Tramp "Gee, but dat's a short stump yer smoking." Second Tramp "Yep, I likes 'em better dat way. Yer don't have to draw de smoke so far." Old Maid "Young man, isn't it against the law to go bathing in there?" Kid "Yes'm, but it's easy to dodge de constable if ye want to come in." Waiter "How did you find your steak?" Diner "Oh, quite easily; I lifted up my potatoes." Cora "What figure of speech is "I love my teacher." Eva "Sarcasm." "When he saw the enemy coming, he turned and ran. I call that cowardice." "Not at all. He remembered that the world is round, and he intended to run around and attack the enemy from the rear." To start things coming your way, go after them. Part of every man's success consists of not letting his failures become known. "How do you like my new skirt?" asked the sweet young thing. "Beautiful, isn't it?" "Well, there isn't much room for improvement," replied the grouch. Jones "Gee, I'll have to take this collar off to eat." Leishman "Is that all you've got to eat?" Harvey T. (in public speaking tryout "The V is silent, as in onion." Dr. Lind "What was the first nitride?" Richards-"Paul Revere's."