Just a Suggestion from THE JERSEYVALE DAIRY a Section of our Barn RAY S. MALAN, Manager ACORN 31 Buzz "The only way a woman can reach my heart is to stay far away from me." Vera "Kate must certainly have reached it, then." An Atlanta grocer told more than he meant to in his Christmas advertisement: Apples, Oranges, Imported Nuts, Fruit Cake. Shop Now and Avoid the Rush. Remember, the Early Bird Gets the Worm! George "Oh, don't trouble yourself to see,me to the door!" Cora "No trouble at. all. It's a pleasure." Ex. Juniors (to teacher) "What would you do if we gave you a peanut shower instead of taking the exam?" Prof. Terry "I would flunk you all and eat the peanuts." Prof. Jensen "Common sense is the most uncommon kind of sense." Buzz "I'm going to be a self-made man, anyway." Vera "Well, there's one thing you won't have to worry about." Buzz "Let's hear it." Vera "And that's taking out a patent." Susie "I know something, I know something, kids." Kate S. "Congratulations, Susie; you ought to have a medal." Ask Alice Stahr if she ever heard of an overcoat with two heads on a cold night. Senior "Are you going to the dance this afternoon?" Fresh "Well, what do you think I have this white collar on for?" If you haven't an article in the "Acorn" don't criticise some one who has. Write a better one yourself. Ex. Books and Stationery School and Office Supplies Spargo's Book Store