PHUNISMS Hansen "Mr. Clark, what is production?" Clark "To multiply and replenish the earth." Dr. Lind "Proof, proof, absolute proof, that there was a land area here during that period probably." Friend "Say, Vilate, I have a compliment for you." Vilate "Oh, tell me, what it is." Friend "Victor Critchlow said you looked like a marshmallow." Pauline Malan "We are going to cook our noodles tomorrow." McKay in German (Heiner talking in the rear of the room)-"Will some one please shut Heiner off. We have heard that record long enough." What are you doing for the Souvenir? Fin. "I know more about German English than I do about our own English." Jensen (in theology) "Jonathan loved his father, but he loved David more." Kate V. "I love my father, but I love David more." Henniger "I would be ashamed if I were you boys and girls that you can't act like gentlemen." Ridges (while boring a hole through the wall) "Now, you look right close at the wall and you will soon see a hole coming through." Brother Barrett dreamed that one of his freshmen was a negative quantity under a radical sign and it was impossible to get him out. Hansen-"What have I been talking about for the last 600 days?" Taylor "Move the decimal one place to the right." Prof. Cowles "He died to save his life." ACORN 25 A. Taylor "Is that Cows out in the street?" L. Fuller "No, it is Steers." Brother Porter"That is exactly what they did. William Clayton walked along and counted the revelations of the wheel." If Walter Read's pocket was filled with currency, would Floyd Picket? Kate V. "If you say that again, Robert, you will have to support me." Minnie to Ben (after a fruitless attempt to get her hands in his hair) "Oh, I wish you were going to be my husband." One Week at the Study Hall Monday Students, this noise is unbearable, and unless this talking ceases I shall report all students who are talking to the Discipline Committee. Tuesday Unless students sitting two in a seat can find separate seats, I shall report them to the Discipline Committee. Wednesday There are some students to whom 1 have to speak every time they are in this room. The following students will be reported to the Discipline Committee. Thursday All students who cannot cease talking and who cannot obey the rules of the study hall shall be reported to the Discipline Committee. Friday I don't know how it is, but some of you students have to be spoken to so often. All of you are old enough to know how to act. If you don't know the rules of this study hall, I shall see that vou are informed by the Discipline Committee. Get some of your work in the Souvenir. Guy (in History) "Brother Jensen, how many bodies did they find when they raised the Maine?" Prof. Jensen "The bodies were so torn apart that they could not tell." Guy "O, I thought the sea would salt them down." Odessa (in Theology) "You may take over to Elmer."