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Show 31 ACORN They went into a movie show, In time to see the start, And prim, precise and proper quite, They sat thus far apart. But, oh, the hero wooed the girl, Twice, oh, he stole a kiss, And when the lights came on again, Theysatupcloselikethis. Florence Browning "Say, Joe, what makes your hands so soft?" Joe Smith "I wear my gloves to bed." Florence "Do you wear your hat, too?" The man who has a thousand friends Has not a friend to spare; But he who has one enemy Will meet him everywhere. We cannot change our natures, That is beyond our reach, The girl who's born a lemon Can never be a peach. Bernice "I have to write a theme on 'The Pine Tree.' Can you tell me the pine that has the longest and sharpest needles?" Adella (with a brilliant look on her face) "The porcupine." Bro. Wilson "What did your mother say, darling, when you told her my love was like a rushing river?" Mary "She said, "Dam it.'" The ones who think our jokes are poor Would straightway change their views Could they compare the jokes we print With those that we refuse. Ex. Kennedy's Cafe and Bakery A GOOD PLACE TO EAT Established 1904 Open 6 A. M. to 12 Midnight Don't drink sticky Punch Punch made by GREENWELL'S is refreshing. 2341 Washington Ave. 356 25th Street Before You Buy Your Spring Suit Call and Examine our $15.00 Line Ed Smyth TAILORING COMPANY consisting of 500 Patterns. Ask those we clothe P. C. Richardson A trial order means A Customer OGDEN'S FEED MAN N.O. OGDEN CO. Home of HOLEPROOF HOSIERY and the OGDEN SPECIAL Shoe Trade With the Boys And get the latest styles and the greatest values Brown-Carlson-Treseder 2421 Washington A. G. JONES MERCHANT TAILOR Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing 484 Twenty-fourth Street |