t. Last Tuesday night over radio station KLO some song requests were sent in for some of the teachers of the Weber High School. We wish all the people who heard those requests to know that they were not sent in by the teachers, but by some of the students of the school. The act was done in jest, but the results were not taken in that attitude. If some of the teachers concerned were insulted we heartily wish to apologize, because there was no intention to offend or insult anyone. We realize now that we should not have acted on this practical joke, although it was a spontaneous affair, with no intention to offend anyone. We hope the teachers will accept our apologies. —John Sarlo, Robert Stratford, Mary Deru. WEBER’S X—Xcuses—a talent with most of us. Y—Young Sophomores—iittle green things scattered about the halls. ALPHABET A—Height of a Sophomore’s ambition. B—Books—a_ place to hang student wonders of life. C—Crooks—quite familiar with our safe. D—Days of incessant study filled with tales of breath-taking experiences of the night before. E—English—a valuable study? F—Faculty—a group of individuals hired to assist the Seniors in running the school. G—‘‘Gab’”—a very common factor in some students’ makeup. H—Heaven-help-me—a _pre-examination prayer. I—Innocence—a sublime creature, Z—Zero—the By “We came, we saw, we indows—frosted our views. obstructions a Senior’s ONpa CLASSIFIED toil; LaNGFrorpD ADS A burglar proof school—Vernon Holmes. Sophomores, who aren’t so green— Mr. Wahlquist. A higher powered slufferscope—Mr. Stratford. An experienced nurse maid. Apply to Mr. Thorne. not Lost: A heart, on the south stairs, between first and second floor. Finder, if dark and handsome, please return were —Violet conquered.” L—Lounge Lizards—a branch of the Warrior tribe. M—Mistakes—an everlasting epidemic. N—Nothing—something that ain’t. O—Office—Chamber of Torture. P—Preparation—Never heard of it. Q—Quietness—meaning silence, a thing of the golden past. R—Recreation—a pleasant pastime between classes. S—Seminary—a new place of confinement. T—Toil—Unrecognized by some students U—Useless—There’s a number of examples among us. V—Vacation—a mere intermission. W—wW of ZEE END. Wanted: found here. J—Junk—the contents of most desks and lockers. K—Knowledge—recognition of the fact that result also (French) Barker. A pair of shoes, size 1444. to Ed. Wade. Return Found: A white sailor cap with initials of “S. S.” For desirable actions to recover it inquire of Leila Spackman. A remedy for Mr. Adams’ ruddy complexion. Apply at Chemistry Lab. For Sale: A key to American History Tests. Apply to any student taking history. Position as coach—Richard Thorne. Memories of one night in the jug— Ed. Nichols. A slightly used oration—Bob Jones. to 121 }*