Dear Mr. Prudence: You should see the hot babes down in S.F. you know! Patrick S. T. Dear Pat: I have, and they burn me up! Percy Prudence. Dear Percy Prudence: What do you do when there are six beautiful girls all after you at the same time? Buck Dear Buck: I always wake up. Percy Prudence. Dear Percy: How can I get acquainted with Clara Pow? Jim Dear Jim: I don't know, but I can introduce you to Alice Bolander. Percy Prudence Dear Mr. Prudence: Judging from my handwriting, what kind of a woman should I marry? Ainsworth Dear Ainsworth: Judging from your handwriting, you should enter a monastery. Percy Prudence Dear Mr. Prudence: Since coming to Ogden, I have become very popular among the girls. Heretofore I have never associated with women, and I am very illl at ease with them. How can I overcome this timidity? Roy "Abe" Lincoln Dear Roy: Try herding sheep for one summer. Percy Prudence. Dear Perce: Since I left home to go to school, my wife won't speak to me. What shall I do? D. L. H. Dear D. L. H. You should celebrate. Percy Prudence Dear Poicy: Kin youse put me wise to some hot skoits? "Fagan" Wooley Dear Mr. Wooley: Fagan! Youse is a viper! Percy Prudence Percy Prudence: Where have you been all these years, you big bum? Izzy. L. Dear Izzy: OOwah! Oowah! Awaah! Howinhell did you get my address? Percy Prudence P. S. Besides that I was never in Morgan.