MIS-QUOTED QUOTATIONS My ultimate goal in life is a penthouse atop Weber College. There, surrounded by that atmosphere of culture, world citizenship, and the higher ideals of the Delta Phi's I shall live and bring into existence the noble thoughts that arise within me. - D. Weber Bum Mine ear is ever deaf to scandal. - A . W. Tracy I despise women. Give me the goodly company of men. - Cornelius Dee I shall not go out for football next fall if it interferes with my school work. - Bob Van Dyke There are no cherries in North Ogden. - Vern Spackman My ears have developed pureyy through my love for hearing good music. - G. Marlow Anderson My highest aim in life is to have a little home where my children may romp and play in unadulterated happiness. - Elizabeth Hawks My cosmopolitan air while making addresses covers a soul bathed in timidity. - Chuck Chandler Do you truly think plucking would improve my eyebrows? - Freddy Paoletti What is greater than the love of a good woman? - S. Patrick Twomey I cry aloud into the valley of the Spring, and Echo, bounding back, taunts a nd beckons me. - Maurice Berrett My dimutive size has not warped my complex. Among my accomplishments I find I can walk under a gate, run rabbits out of their burrows, and lick any son-of-a-gun a live. - Dora Bybee WHOOP-E-EE! I FEEL ISH LIKE I'M WALKIN' ON AIR!