NURSERY RHYMES UP TO DATE Sing a song of six-pence A pocket full of rye. Our big treat of the year That was labeled Delta Phi. When that pie was opened Fancy our great loss To find therein a little crust And a lot of applesauce Hie diddle dumpling - my son John Goes to school with half a shirt on, One shoe worn out, the other half gone The darn depression must still be on. ABC Cornelius Dee Is a lily to his mother But a pansy to me. Dr. Lind, the peer of them all Lost control of his feet and had a bad fall. All of the students want to know when The Doctor will be all together again. Tom, Tom, the piper's son, Stole a pig and to school did come. At his studies he displays much zeal. His tuition is paid - if the pig don't squeal. Dear Mrs. Tanner ** (May the sweet breezes fan her) Went to the cupboard to get a bannana. She tore out her hair, For the cupboard was bare, Her long-legged son Van had already been there. Baa Baa Black Sheep, Have you any lambs? Yes. sir, Yes, sir, two fine rams. One's in the stock show and is on exhibition, The other went to Weber to pay for your tuition Eder Peter dumber - ay Van Tanner gives a test today, Bring hidden notes right into play Eder Peter dumber - ay.