22 THE ACORN the completion of the new building-. How discouraging- things looked the week before! What despairing looks were exchanged among the seniors, who had hoped to hold their commencement exercises in the new auditorium! But thenews of the magnificent gift of Mr. New-house changed all into joy; and could he have heard the rousing-cheers given him by the student body, he would need no other as- surance of our appreciation of his generosity. Success to Mr. New-house. The Faculty and Students of the Weber Stake Academy extend sin-cerest sympathy to Prof. Nichols and family in their late sorrow. May the Father who called their baby back to its Heavenly Home be very near to comfort and bless them. belva's purse found at 2 a. m. "i'm ashamed of this chandelier" bird's wonderful lamp Prof. Lind (in Chemistry): "Miss Brown, how do you make a match?" Miss Brown (smiling):"I never made one Bro. Lind." After Miss Farr's lecture on cooking Prof. M. R. Porter said enthusiastically, "I tell you, I'd like her to do my cooking." Professor Porter (in German): "What's the matter Bro. Reeder?" Reeder: "The verb you gave me means "to bloom," and I do not see how a person can bloom." Brother Porter: "You don't? Well, its a blooming shame." Miss McKay: "Can anyone tell me where West Lindsay is?" Lambden (half asleep): "I can't find it on this map." Teacher; "What is a hypocrite?" Joseph: "A boy that comes to school smiling." Bird (in Chemistry): "I never have spent such a night as the one I spent while lying on an old salt bed." Billie Driver's favorite: "After you have chawn your food." An Application for Graduation Ogdun, Euta, March 5, 1907. Deer Fakultee Pleze let me git out this yeer. I long fur thee tyme too kom whin I kin waak over thee grene feelds and pluk the wild flowrs. I heve enuf studez to warrant this aplikashun. Hopping this dokument wil meet with your aprovel. I begg two remane, Yourn, B. S. Jakeups. Bro. McKay: "As sure as there is a certain young man late in the morning there is also a young lady late." Miss Chandler: "Why are they all looking at me?" Bulletin Jennette McKay: Wed. March 5th, 1907. Lost: A gold hat pin return to W. M. McKendrick. What are the students doing to make their corn grow? Signed D. O. McKay. Same old chestnut; Lost another game But won a victory. C. W.