10 THE ACORN HIGH-SPEED JAPANESE MILITARY AEROPLANE. With characteristic secrecy the Japanese have been busily developing a military aeroplane at Hakodate, which is said to be a "World-beater." While Glenn H. Curtiss was winning the Case International Cup with a speed of six miles in less than nine minutes since which Hubert Latham has made a mile a minute for seven minutes the little brown men of the Far East have developed a birdlike craft that attained a speed of 68 miles an hour. This is the fastest time on record for aerial navigation. Popular Mechanics. THE ACORN 11 Locals "What fools we mortals be!" 'tis true. You don't fool me, I'll not fool You. If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. Prof. Cleghorn-" What is the feminine gender of 'monk?'" Fowles "Monkey." (Freshman joke.) NOTICE. As Room N is used often after the hours of 3:15 p. m., an admission of $1.00 will be charged to all couples entering said room after that time. Guess why? Who saw Edyth Barlow and Carl Lindquist greet each other in the Mowry fashion the other day? Atrocious!! Professor (just after Greenwell's speech) "Put up the windows and let the hot air out." March 9th was a "Red Letter" day for the Academy. The Chief Executive of Utah addressed the student body on the very lines that the Academy stands for. Leland-"What is Leone's middle name?" Stewart "It's Engstrom." Prof. Harker "Here comes Alarm-clock Goity."