14 THE ACORN Composed by Raymond V. Barnes and lovingly dedicated to? A little face to look at, A little face to kiss; Is there anything, I wonder, That's half so sweet as this? Read "Mr. Hansen, should both sides of a trial balance always balance?" Local, Local, whose got a Local? Prof. "Mr. Kasius, tell us about the mining of Italy. Pete "Well, they don't raise much coal." Prof. Kerr "Did Plato place women on an equal with men? Bea "Yes, he did." Pr6f.-"You must all remember that." Critchlow "They Won't let us forget it." Lawrence Richards, the 18-year-old son of his parents, has almost convalesced from scarlet fever. Prof. "What part has the decimal system played in our civilization?" Greenwell "A fractional part." Verna "What is metonomy?" Aggie "The kettle boils." (Junior joke.) Prof. Hansen (to Jack, who was playing with Iree) "Mr. Eccles, I wish you would leave Miss Handley alone." A Freshman's essay on Tennyson: "Tennyson was a grate man and,he had a grate friend and they was great friends all the rest of their lives till death did them part." THE ACORN 15 Student "Have you seen my 'Hundred Years of Mormonism' around here?" Prof. Porter "No, but I've seen twenty-five years of tribulation." Mr. Hansen came here from the U. A. C. The captain of the football team 'was he. Several times they thought him dead, And they almost spoiled his head, But he lived, a favorite teacher, here to be. A gay young man named Tribe, we often see. He's always found close to his "Honey Bea." Now as bees most always sting, We would like to know one thing: Why he's never yet been "S-t-u-n-g." S. A. P. "I have seen more in a half hour than I can describe in a half a day. You have a great school." Gov. Wm. Spry. Heber Scowcroft, a member of the board, presented the library with two valuable sets of books, namely: Ten volumes of the "Business Man's Library," and ten volumes of "The World's Famous Orations" by Hon. William Jennings Bryan. Thois (to Millar and Torgeson, who were chewing gum) "Gim'ee some gum." M. and T. (in unison)- "Oh! go to Harris." Prof. Hart (in geometry) "What is a rombus, Mr. Nelson?" Nelson "A bent square." "Prof." Kunz "I'm the busiest person around this here dump." David O. McKay, president of the Weber Academy Board of Education, attended devotional Friday, Mary and for a few moments addressed the Student Body.