12 THE ACORN Dear Mr. Winters: Can you please explain to the unsophisticated minds of Weber why our editor, Mr. Sears, had the windows of the Acorn room frosted? Anxiously, 1 Faculty 4 Sophomore 2 Senior 5 Freshman 3 Junior 6 Prep. Committee. My Dear Young Friends: I have considered very carefully your interrogation and have gone over the ground thoroughly. Now, I should advise you to hold your curiosity in check until you are a little older. Not until you begin to seriously contemplate matrimony can you afford to contaminate your mind with such subjects. Sincerely your adviser, ASSISTANT EDITOR. Affectionately dedicated to Freshmen: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, drink deep or taste not from the spiring spring. "Prospects for the Academy were never brighter." President David O. McKay. We regret very much the illness of Mr. Heck especially as he will not be able to answer the queries until next time. Let's all be Local Editors for the Souvenir issue. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, Kindly tell me from afar, What makes Alma grouchy? DON'T BLOW OUT THE GAS. WIGGINS!!! In the Assembly Hall, on February 18th, 1910, was the greatest social success in the history of the Academy. The "Senior Washington Party." In the dancing class: "Blessed are the bashful, for they shall obtain partners. THE ACORN 13 Lelia "I wish Stewart were going with Jim. then I'd get a chance to kiss him, too." Verna- "Oh Iva, Arba cut some of your hair off." Iva "That doesn't matter, she gets it cheap." (Freshman joke.) Prof. Harker "Good morning, girls, what time does that Cragunville car arrive ?" Violet "Eight o'clock." Prof.- "Then in the winter you have to get up before dark, don't you?" WANTED- More stamp pictures for the Souvenir. After rendering a very "perfluent" program of two "excellent" solos, in class meeting, "Bish" Thomas congratulated the class on their fine entertainment. McKay-"Oh Julia, what do you think, last night I dreamed that I proposed to you." Miss Johnson "Well, Ernest, all I can say is that you are a great deal more sensible asleep than awake." There was a bashful little boy, By the name of Orwin Millar;' He went to see his sweetheart Rae, With love enough to kill'er. He went for her in his aro'plane, Away up in the sky, He asked her to become his wife, Said she, "I'd sooner die." The prepartory class has built a locker of 36 compartments for use in their room. It was brought up to the school from Larkin & Sons' workshop, where Lyles Larkin and other members of the class have been building it. The Commercial Club are pleased to announce that the next number on their Club Lecture Course will be Ex-President Roosevelt, according to wireless message received from Cairo, Egypt. His subject will be "The business man of the African Jungles."