26 ACORN He "I'm going to kiss you before I go." She "You better go now, father is coming." Ex. "If Iras Bingham would quit hanging around me I would be very-glad." VENICE JONES. Dr. Lind (in Chem.) "What is glycerine made of?" Finn "From the glycerine beans." A sentence from a Soph's thrilling account of a murder trial, "As they took their seats, the buzz in the court room ceased and all eyes seemed to be searching their faces." Absence makes the marks grow rounder. Ex. Librarian "Well, Detective Jones, how are you getting along with the blackmailing affair?" Venice "I haven't had time to work on it lately; I've been too busy with the Bingham case." Mrs. Shurtliff (in English) "By the show of hands, students, who are absent?" Henderson "I don't believe a person can own a motorcycle and get an education." Ren (to Vera) "My, but I'll bet Wiff's auto could tell almost as much as your front porch." Did you say absent minded? Well, Eva Cragun went to Chemistry with an Articles of Faith in her hand. Dictor Mister, George M. Fister. Met a girl named Miss Chidister, Found that he could not resist her Charms; and so he up and kissed her. In his clumsiness he missed her Lips, and on her nose a blister Showed itself. She cried, "Desist or I'll call dad if you persist, sir." Now he's not on her calling list or At her home a constant vis'tor, Practises upon his sister. Doctor Mister, George M. Fister. STUDENTS! Do Your business In a business way AND Do business with those Who do business with you GREENWELL'S 356 Twenty-fifth Street See Our GREAT SALE of FINE XMAS CANDY