30 ACORN He told dear Susie of his love. The color left her cheeks. But on the coat that Ammon wore It showed for many weeks. Dr. Lind "What are the conditions of a sinking coast line?" Vera T. "When the valleys are mountains." Dr. Lind "Oh, you are thinking of the last days." Miss Earl (meeting the Remington Representative, said) "Oh, my, you're just the man I want." The Representative "Well, I am very sorry, but I am spoken for?" The Acorn Staff would appreciate a few good suggestions that they could offer to those students afflicted with clap-o-maniacism who attend the devotional exercises. Scene Bingham's front porch. Time 2 a. m. Speaker: Mrs. Bingham "Venice, you know I have never complained about you coming to see Iras and I'm not going to now, but for goodness sake stop leaning against the door bell, the rest of us want to get to sleep some time tonight." Millar "Have you a book in the library entitled, "Milk and Its Products?" Librarian "Did you say Pilgrim's Progress?" Words of teachers oft remind us We can from a class be missed, And in sluffing leave behind us Names on the Exclusion List. Bowen to Choir Director "I hear there is an addition to the family of the Principal." Why not sing 'Zion Is Growing' this morning." Student "Will you shave one side of my face for a nickel?" Barber "Certainly. Which side?" Student "The outside, please." Ex. SCOWCROFT'S "NEVER RIP" OVERALLS Buy the Overalls made in your own city. Patronize the labor of Ogden Girls. The factory pays here the Money stays here. Scowcroft's Never Rip Overalls never rip. BUY THEM. TRY THEM. ASK THE MAN WHO WEARS THEM A Good Place to Eat KENNEDY'S CAFE 2454 Washington Avenue Ogden, Utah Popular Prices FORD PHOTOGRAPHER Photo's that Satisfy Special Rates to all Students 494 Twenty-fourth Street Telephone 208 money saved By Purchasing Street Car tickets Why not get the habit? ogden rapid transit company