27 ACORN Father "Now play something we can understand." Gladys Peterson( using Weber language) "Gastronomical satiety admonishes me that I have arrived at the ultimate of degustation consistent with the code of AEsculapians." Miss McKay made a little cake All for Dr. Nelson's sake. Doc. he ate it every crumb, Then he heard the heavenly drum Saying to him, "Harry, come." And Harry went. Walk-Over Boot Shop 2470 Washington Avenue OUR AIM: Promote Practical Christmas Buying. Prices ranging from $3.50 up on Shoes. 75c up on Slippers, 25c up on Hosiery Dr. Lind was discovered running and skipping around the tennis court. Student "Say Doc, what you running for?" Doc. "Why, my doctor gave me some medicine to take three days running and then told me to skip a day." CHILI NOODLES HOT TAMALES Xmas Candies We serve Fountain Specials all Winter Fancy Boxes Special attention given School trade Hudson Chocolate Shop Punch for Parties and Dances Progressive business men advertise in the Acorn. Patronize them. ACORN 28 Delia (Blondy) was explaining to Alta that the reason for failing to give her story to the Acorn was that Fred had spilt ink on it. "But," she said exultingly, "I got a red hair or two for it anyway." Frank R. "It's going toward 10 p. m. and I haven't studied a lesson. (Looking at his program, he exclaimed): "By gosh, I haven't a thing to prepare." Ex. Barker "Is that gum you are chewing? Bring it here." Student "Wait, here's a fresh stick." Ex. Darrel "That auto horn needs oil." Eva "It sounds like it needs cough syrup." STOP in and see the many beautiful and useful articles we are showing that would be highly appreciated as Christmas Gifts BROWN-CARLSON-TRESEDER Bro. Pardoe (in Theology) "Why are some verses of the Bible printed in red ink?" D. Leishman "It must have been a mistake." Bro. Manning (in General Science, talking about heat and energy of the body) "If I ate twenty-five hot clogs, drank seventeen cups of hot coffee then ran to school, what would cause the heat in my body?" Leo. "The hot dogs." XMAS TWO STORES GREENWELL'S 2341 Wash. Ave. 356-25th Street CANDIES Help the Acorn grow by patronizing its advertisers.