27 ACORN Ezra Chandler (in Public Speaking) "The horses in Egypt" Bro. Pardee "Are mules." Mother Glendon, what did you learn in school today? Glendon Cordon I learned to snuff red ink up my nose and get out of school for an hour. Mrs. Shurtliff was telling a joke and her hearer began to laugh. "Well," came from Mrs. Shurtliff, "what's the matter, isn't it a good joke?" Mary "If you really loved me all the time, why didn't you let me know ? Andrew "I couldn't find a post-card with the right words on it." ODE TO DR. LIND. I saw Doc. once before And I'll see him yet some more O! alas. But we Seniors will rejoice When no more we hear his voice In the class. They say that in his prime, 'Ere that old guy Father Time Got his goat. Got his goat, He had a handsome nose And he wore a big red rose On his coat. But now his old Chem. book And that old forsaken look Are his pals. And he shakes his feeble head. For he never has been wed Never shall (?) O! if I could some day be A great pedagogue like he For a while. I'd give three hour talks On the different kinds of rocks With Doc's. smile. ACORN 28 William Sears (Livestock) "I wonder if there will be anyone here awhile ago?" Nix "Do you like to walk?" Andy "Why yes, I covered one mile in ten miutes the other day." Nix "Well, (glancing at his feet) I should think you could cover that much standing still." Ex. "There's one good thing about flunking. You don't have to buy a new book." Wilson "Andrew, is there anything you can do better than anyone else?" Andrew K. "Yes, I can read my own writing." Give Our Snappy-Stiff Hats at $2.00 The Once Over Styles for Young Men who care. NORMAN SIMS SOLE AGENT RUDDICK STYLE JUST HATS OF MERIT STARTER HATS OGDEN'S EXCLUSIVE HAT SHOP 362 TWENTY-FIFTH ST. Latest Novelties In Fall Caps at 50 Cents and $1 00 E. A. "Say Frank I've got a new job." Frank "Yes?" E. A. "Uh, huh, twelve thousand men under me.' Frank "No! What is it?" E. A. "Night watchman in a cemetery." Manning "Define ooze." Julia "To run out." Manning "Define anecdote." Julia "A short funny tale." Manning "Make a sentence illustrating both of the words." Julia "The little dog oozed into the street wagging his anecdote." CHILI NOODLES HOT TAMALES We serve Fountain Specials all Winter Special attention given School trade Hudson Chocolate Shop Punch for Parties and Dances