29 ACORN Possible Employer "H'm! So you want a job, eh? Do you ever tell lies?" Applicant "No, sir, but I can learn." Ex. Bro. Dixon wrote a proposal; He used it with success. He transferred it to Watson, Male, used it in distress. Now that Male, is married, Wilson is the next. Please give the note to David, He seems so much perplexed. Soph I own an interest in the Commercial Arithmetic class. Freshie How's that? Soph. Bro. Manning said I either had to take an interest in the class or quit, so I took the interest. Reliable Goods at Reasonable Prices BROWN-CARLSON-TRESEDER Clothiers and Furnishers 2421 Washington Ave. Your money back if you want it. Dr. Lind, looking at the stick of an all-day sucker "What is that beside you, Miss Passey?" Naomi "Er-; that, er is the remnant of erosion in a wet climate." Dr. Lind How was silver discovered? Pearl I think they smelt it. Junior When I die I am going to be cremated. Soph Don't worry, that's what they do in Hadees. Greenwell's TWO STORES 2341 Wash. Ave. 356-25th Street THE PLACE WITH THE Dinners Punch Candy ACORN 30 Two Seniors came into class five minutes late and when asked by Bro. Wilson for an excuse replied that they did not hear the bell. Bro. Wilson "Where were you?" Seniors "Down town." Pete and Alice conversing near the sewing room door. Alice O Pete, we all just had our hearts tested. Pete (anxiously) I wonder if there is anything the matter with Vera's? Mother "Stir that milk Johnny, so you won't get all the cream on your mush." Johnny "Nothing stirring." A PAIR OF GLASSES The right kind for your eyes can always be had here at the lowest prices. J. T. RUSHMER Manufacturing Optician Mrs. Shurtliff requested tint there should be no talking in the study hall, that students were to transmit their messages in writing. A moment later she noticed Prudence talking to Elda and said: "Do you not understand there is to be no talking, that all communications are to be in writing?" Elda "Yes, ma'am; I was just asking for the ink to write it with." A small boy who was sitting next to a haughty lady on a street car kept sniffling in a most annoying manner At last the lady could bear it no longer, and turned to the lad. "Boy, have you a handkerchief?" she demanded. The small boy looked at her a few seconds, and then in a dignified tone, came the answer: "Yes, I have, but I don't lend it to strangers." Ex. Kennedy's Cafe and Bakery A GOOD PLACE TO EAT Established 1904 Open 6 A M. to 12 Midnight