EXCHANGE Vacation over finds us back to school once more. Whatever we have been doing during our vacation is set aside, and our energy turned to our studies. We are determined to improve and increase the popularity of our school and our "Acorn." We shall need the support of our exchanges, as we ever need the aid and criticism which tends to improve and bring the "Acorn" closer to the standard. We therefore extend a hearty welcome to our fellow school papers. We are more than glad to receive the following exchanges: "College Chips," Luther College, Decorah, Iowa. "Blue and the Gold," Salt Lake City, Utah. "The Crucible," Greeley, Colo. She "Why do authors always speak of a smile creeping over the heroine's face?" He "Perhaps they're afraid that if it went faster it might kick up a dust." Parson "How is it I haven't seen you at church lately?" Hodge "I ain't been." "I know what the cart horse's idea of life is." "What is his idea?" "That it is nothing but a thing of wheel and whoa." He complains that he never can meet his bills. "Lucky dog! Mine always show up on the first of the month." Her Aim. Throughout life's range, Her maiden aim, Was just to change Her maiden name. War Horrors. Oh! Save us from the woes of war, And all its desolation, And those infernal foreign names, And their pronunciations. Freshmen, Freshmen, how you shine In your class of sixty-nine, Up and down the halls you go, Like a SENIOR, I do trow. Some Chicken. 'Cross the road is a cabarette A Sophomore went in there one day. He ordered poached eggs, They had wishbones and legs, And the cute little things ran away. Freshie "Im so glad you've taken German." Sophomore (absently) "I haven't taken it; I've only been exposed." As He Would Regard It. Freshie "If some had the nerve to call you a liar how would you regard the act?" Sophomore "I would regard it simply as a form of suicide, sir." Ex. Cross Country Sprinter "I got this cup for running." "Whoja beat?" "The owner and six policemen." Ex. Dr. Lind "Mr. Wright, how would you put a candle out?" Wright "Carry it out." Harvey Taylor "Gee, it feels funny to wash my hands." Student "I walk to and from school every day. It's fifteen blocks from home to the school." Emma Barlow "And how far is it back?" Miss Freshman "Next Weber Academy dance I come to I am going to bring a pillow to sit on."