Ilamae Hansen Sharmea is still Winter Dreaming Scene opens with “Associate of Arts” wandering across stage and carrying a shovel. Immediately after Chorus enters and sings: Tune: (Three Little Maids from School - pp. 260) CHORUS: Sharp little Weberites are we Gay as all school kids ought to be Flunking our courses easily Sharp little kids from school. Ev’rything is a source of fun Talent shows we know are but one Life is a joke that’s just begun Sharp little kids from school… At this point Dr. Dixon enters reading the 20th volume of “How to Win Friends and Influence People” or some such thing… DR. DIXON: Tune: (Here’s How de-dO pp. 278) Here’s a how-do-dO - What are we to do Governmental fussing, lousing Has played havoc with our housing And our IQ’s too Here’s a how-de-do - Here’s a how-de-dO. Now “Associate of Arts” wanders in and sings sadly: Tune: (Wandering Minstrel pp. 247) An associate of arts am I – a thing with no advances I didn’t have no chances or money for the U… Chorus: Here’s a how-de-do No money for the U Dr. Dxion: Tune: (The Flowers that Bloom in the Spring pp. 202) And that’s what I mean when you hear me sing Of the horrible plight of this whole thing Tra la la la la la – Tra la la la la la The horrible plight of this thing. Now there is a fanfare and commotion and the Governor’s chorus enters and sings: (next page)