G. CHORUS: Tune: (If you want to know who we are pp. 242) If you want to know who we are We’re the gentlemen of the state On many a voter’s plea We often pronounce a fate We figure with thought so faint Our attitudes queer and quaint You’re wrong if you think it ain’t Pause------- Tune: (Behold the Lord High EXecutioner pp. 253-54) Oh see - oh see we bring to you the governor Oh see - oh see Here’s the noble Lord Here’s the noble Lord Here’s the g-o-v-e-r-n-o-r. CHORUS: Here’s a how-de-do - What are we to do? Governor enters carrying a long, long list which trails out behind him. He sings: GOVERNOR: Tune: (I’ve got a Little List pp. 257) All governmental agencies on money do insist I’ve got them on my list, I’ve got them on my list. A head there is for a hospital that doesn’t yet exist I’ve got it on my list - which doesn’t yet exist. (At the present time this solo is not yet finished - be patient, it will be by the 15th) After the governor’s song the Chorus (both, I think) will sing. Here’s a how-de-do --- We’re surprised, aren’t you? And there will be a fast curtain. That’s all!!!!!!!!? Note: All parts are to be memorized and this thing is to be carefully rehearsed at all times or this thing will stink!---and we don’t want that. Love, “Pinky”