22 ACORN Exchange It gives us pleasure to acknowledge in our first issue the arrival of many of our old friends, bringing with them new schemes and ideas which help to make their fellow papers more successful. We shall be glad to welcome back again all of our friends of past years, and trust that their magazine will be a regular visitor to our tables. So far this year we have received the following exchanges: "The Anemone" Spearfish, S. D. "The Bowen Blade" Nashville, Tenn. "The Crucible" Greeley, Colo. "College Chips" Decorah, Iowa "The Cogswell" San Francisco, Cal. "High School Record" Louisville, Ky. "High School Recorder" Saratoga, N. Y. "The Herald" Holyoke, Mass. "Orange and Black" Milton, Pa. "The Oracle" Manchester, N. H. "The Oracle" Jacksonville, Fla. "The Rustler" Fremont, Neb. "Student Life" Logan, Utah "The Stylers" Westfield, N. Y. "Spice" Morristown, Pa. "Trident" Santa Cruz, Cal. "Whims" Seattle, Wash. Owen Moore went to town one day Owen Moore than he could pay. Owen Moore went home that night Owen Moore. Ex. ACORN 23 LOCALS Don't characterize the old fable of "The Ass in the Lion's Skin" and borrow your neighbor's Acorn. Your loyalty might show through. Buy one for yourself. What are acorns? Seeds of oaks. When they sprout They're full of jokes. A FRESHMAN NOMINATION SPEECH "I have some one in my mind who I think can very conveniently capability fulfill this very important and honorable office into which we must put some one who has all these qualifications that I have expressed, with the thought in mind, to help the progress of this class and make this school progress with the equitability of the other schools that are in existence, therefore I nominate--. for the honorable office of Standard Bearer." Prep "What are they going to do in assembly?" Junior "Mr. Critchlow will give his inaugural address, I suppose." Prep "What's that for? So everybody will know where he lives?" Same Prep (after assembly "That fellow, Critchlow, is a fake. They said he would give an address and all he did was talk.