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Show 28 ACORN Pearl "You've got a case on that boy, haven't you?" Minnie "Worse than that, I've got a bushel box." Prof. Harker (looking at Lorenzo Richards) "I want all you girls to be quiet." Prof. Lind (to his geology class) "Everything around here is transported waste." I shot an arrow into the air; It fell into a lady's hair. I ran to her in wild despair; But lo, the lady's head was bare; (For in her hand she held her hair). Prof Porter (in chemistry) "Water expands upon contraction. Prof. Harker's motto Always, everlastingly, eternally, unceasingly, unfailingly, unflinchingly and continually. A Little More Value and a Little Better Goods, is what makes our business grown. Try Us. Russell James Go. 181-3-5 Twenty-fourth Street Bell Phone 866 and 19 Ind. Phode 521 ACORN 29 Prof. Jensen "Section IV will take care of the banishment of Anne Hutchinson." J. Thomas "What was the name of the man?" Classified Add LOST My little white dog has strayed away. If any student has seen it, I would appreciate it very much if they would notify me. BEN HARKER. STUDENTS remember the advertisers pay the expenses of printing your paper, so when buying, patronize them. ACORN DANCE November 23, 1910. This is your Ball. Prof. Jensen (in Psychology) "When I say headache, what does it remind you of?" Wggins "The night before." Seniors were born for great things, Sophs were born for small, But it is not recorded Why Freshmen were born at all. Ex. Martha Shaw (reading the Bible) "The dove found no place to rest the sole of his foot, so she returned." Lorenzo R. (in class meeting) "We'll give the adjuster the slip" (paper). Prof. Jensen (in History) "Men of today don't like the idea of being hobbled. It's not the case with the women, however." Prof. Harker (rushing into Physiography class carrying a black satchel) (laughter) "Well, it isn't everybody who can carry the solar system around." |