30 ACORN Prof. Henderson (calling the roll the first day) "Brother Hand-ley" (no answer). "Is Brother Handley here? (suspense) or is he a sister?" Prof. Henderson "Jesus was called the son of David, but he may have been a great-great-great-grandson and it may be that it was clear to the fifteenth power." Plant an Acorn and you may, in the years to come, enjoy the shelter and protection of the sturdy OAK. Deposit One Dollar with the Security Trust and Savings Bank and you will have a shelter and protection in old age against poverty. A small begining Now will encourage you to save and add to it, and it will prove a help and a blessing when you most need it. When you open an account with us, please mention the Acorn. Have members of your famiiy, or friends, do the same. Mrs. Kunz, knowing that Miss Earl and Prof. Hobson were going down town for school supplies, asked them to get some tablets for her. She handed them a slip of paper stating the kind of tablets. The clerk looked through every shelf, but to no avail. Prof. Porter came in and they asked him if he knew anything about such tablets. Looking at the paper, he said: "If you'll walk down to the drug store, you'll have no trouble in getting that filled. Barlow (to a crowd of thirsty geology students) "If you haven't got a cup, use your mug. ACORN 31 Iva "Say, Lorenzo, what are you going to give me for the first issue of the Acorn?" Lorenzo "My best regards." We're proud, indeed, of what we git. We surely think they'll make a hit; But don't forgit, When in the fit, To drop a lokal in the pit. Security Trust & Savings Bank Postal Telegraph Building, 2482 Washington Avenue, Og-den, Utah OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS T. D. RYAN, President J. F. KELLY, V. President J. M. KELLY, Cashier JOS. WILLIAMS, V. President Louis Bitton J. H. DeVine Thomas B. Farr We transact a general banking business. Interest at the rate of four percent, compounded quarterly, paid on savings accounts. Don't forgret to mention the ACORN when you open an account with us. If your teeth slip out of place, Knock 'em back; That's all! If your rat tries to escape, Fix the break; That's all! If the paint should miss the scope, Never mind, there still is hope; That's all! Leone to Irvin "Perhaps if we put out heads together we can do it."