s Your r y Ky Day LUC irl ¢ ad a nl tee rriday L. OUSL AMIDE.mas ’ ¥ gs aoa ee kt sdf Aes &) Ff Parents Say To Your Nagging from TIME Magazine To What . a , Py Old at you ‘Look brainwashing People, a whole generation of kids into getting a revolving charge account and buying Look at you, needing a couyour junk. ple of stiff drinks before you have the human being. another guts to talk to Look at you, making it with your neigh- Wortham, Gilmore Deserving by of Punishment Paul Williams Petty criminals Sandy Gilmore and Buel Wortham are the most widely publicized idiots of our generation. Their participation in the Russian black market and in Wortham's stealing of a valuavle statue has somehow stirred newspapers across the land to give front-page coverage to their case. Because the two were American thieves in Pussia, rather than Russian thieves in America, they are receiving a remarkable amount of sympathy. Congressman Mills of Arkansas has sta- ted that he may "put pressure on the USSR in an effort to moderate Wortham's sentence.'' Let's hope not! While three years may appear to be sport coat on wi count th that I would have to go into hoc for it. for next year to pay 0 First of all, the only decent pair seat, the in hole a slacks I owned had d m in order to have a pair which matche I had $10.95 to spend on a ni hours I persuaded strife, of bitter to lend it to me providing I washed of waxed it and put two bucks worth in it. When I went to work the next day, I findin faced the ever present ordeal of of night the on me for work someone to It turned out that eve December 16th. fox one of the boys had a date, so were I lost and ced to resort to a lottery. for r ended up bribing a friend to work mo: oned menti afore After blowing the I really couldn't say much when Marsha Haacke informed me I would need a $1.00 It seems like 1700 ticket to get in. bucks for activiti. five students paying th cards should pay for activities like import more is ll footba e but I suppos him and gas lives'" our live to us how telling are be I didn't What fun. might 2 Look at you, screwing and really alive. air and the up the land and the water just to make money, and callin the whole And nowhere scene the "Great Society". you When I first heard about the ChristDance, the whole deal sounded Like Before I could get out of the ha pair. l erdashery, Ir. Perkins talked me into wax. ski some and tie y paisle the When I got home, I went through dad ou my g talkin of ritual l tiona tradi Afte of his new car for the big night. potent you're to prove just wife bor's People Poor Dislike Albonettes a harsh penalty for him, there is no doubt that he is guilty of deliverately violating Russian laws, as was Gilmore, who received a thousand dollar fine. In a recent TRIBUNE article, Gilmore ant. (7?) 1967 To Be A Very Good Year y Me 28 ee tuna tad In U.S. 2 Despite Vietnam, Civil Rights, the t many economics problems, the state of union is in better shape than any other Altime in the history of the world. though the net Hoes goveriment e- have nough money to! do everything. everywhere there is enough -o..do .ore at home and pees abroad than ever, before. | ic The unprecedented six-year econom to ease of somewhats boom.ig gupposed that Russian bear, the two-foot cast iron sculpture Buel prankishly took from our But the Gross Nationgd;Product is pre?” dicted to-increase from .the present.-235 hotel billion dollars to ning.to codk,.or was quoted This ple as saying: "...Then suite," is the whole point. know that taking even there was Honest peo- a hotel towel is plain stealing. But this was a very valuavle "souvenir", actually equivalent of several years of savings for a Russian worker. The Russians must have laws in their country just as we must have them in ours. Although they are severe with law breakers, it must be remembered that most aspects of Russian standards. life are harsh by our 800 billion by the GET gi Pe gg °. endvof the year. Despite skepticism, -there are realk‘tr atm War is bégin Vietna -th dicationsthe. at least. thdtait wibk. Also; the ¥.S. and USSR ‘are finalhy ing progress towards~drmscontral.' The fact that more~and more mak. : countries. are psing,nuclear..power. for non?mititaryrpur poses, .and;:the Russtens:. realize the futi lity of a nuclear arms race.