SEPTEMBER "IT'S A NEW SCHOOL THIS YEAR" OUR ENLARGED FACULTY TRACY GREETS THE FRESHMEN ALL ROAD LEADS TO WEBER The child-labor laws have not affected the Crumbs - they will continue using only jokes over sixteen years of age. WC "How did you find Alsup?" "Easy. I just pushed back his hair and there he was." WC First Malad Student: What's the idea of wearing my raincoat? Second M.S.: You wouldn't want your new suit to get wet, would you? WC UNANSWERED QUESTIONS- Why is bacteriology taught in the College Inn building? Why is the Otyokwa emblem the double cross? To what girls did that group of society belles have reference last fall when they arrayed themselves on the steps and crooned "You've got be a football player"? WC And, Cecil, who always complains when person won't give credit where credit is due, now mourns that the College Inn won't give credit where each is due either. WC The gold-diggers of Weber have had a bad year. If it is any consolation the gold-diggers in the Black Hills have had one to match. WC Standard Headline: "Welcome Will be Voiced by Ogden Moose." Langlois has found his life's work at last. WC Melvin: I'm forgetting women. Drew: So am I. I'm forgetting a couple as soon as possible. WC Ah, come on, Joe.