FEBRUARY THE FILTHY WEED THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT OF THE AGE. THEY GOT ME PAL. PROF. YOUNG THE WILD HARES FADE OUT, CAUSED BY TOO LONG A PERIOD BETWEEN WHIZ-BANG ISSUES THE COLLEGE DANCE ORCHESTRA GETS A NEW NAME, "WEBER BLOW HARDS." MOTHER EDITION: He asked Cecil for permission To work out his spring tuition By his help in the revision Of the school. But one night a low volition Stripped him of his inhibition; Liquor ruined the condition Of the fool. And in Tucker's intuition There occurred a clear suspicion Of the past inebraition. And with Cecil's prohibition The result must be dismission As his rule. So there's just one more omission In the school. WC And the Board of Control meeting was postponed last December because the president of the board and the sophomore's secretary were honeymooning in California, CAMPUS PERSONALITIES: Ruth Chandler, who trill be an export automobile driver when she no longer closes her eyes while starting forward. Cecil Tucker, who counted the number of students seeking work, then sent a letter to the Birth Control League. Arkie, the beast, a used car used for.... Clyde Bassett, whose statistical mind is failing-he can now think only about one figure. Helen Lindquist, who admits her swollen ankle went to her head, Geneva Parr, who doesn't kiss or neck or anything she's nobody's fuel. And the guy you'd use as a blue-print if you wanted an idiot built, WC A girl can generally tell when a man's in love with her, and what's more she generally does. WC And our teachers are always with us in our hours of trouble because we never have such hours unless our teachers are around. WC But, teacher, you don't get what I mean. This is page twenty-nine