MAY SIGN THIS OR- SOMERVILLE GETS HIS MAN BILL OF RIGHTS THE WEBER COLLEGE TIDDLY-WINK TOURNAMENT IN FULL SWING SOMETHING NUDE IN WEBER COLLEGE A NUDE COLONY, AS IT WERE, ON TOP OF THE GYMN. LAMENT OF A REJECTED LOVER If you would offer me another chance To pass your icy reservation's wall; To talk again and with my speech entrall You so you would ignore each passing glance That foolish men still will bestow; to dance With you again when romance sounds the call And lights are dim, and stags are few, and all Is as it used to be; I ask on chance. And now I'll tell you why I ask of you To let me gain the favor that was mine In better days: For I'd encourage you To fall in love-as you did me-and then I'd go, and have the satisfaction that It would be I, this time, who dropped you flat. Don Wann WC Bailey, Chandler, Sheffield, and Smedley write in that: Our hero must have the Slender waist-line of Sheldon Winkler Deep, dark, mysterious eyes of Lowell James Nose a cross between that of Gordon Wright's and Phil Hess! Strong, enticing lips of Cleon Kerr School girl complexion of Curt Bybee Curley hair on his chest like Butch Kincaid Well-kept moustache of Roy Ross Tenderness of Mark Bachman Them taking ways of the Senator Line of Frank Burton Masculinity of Harold Madsen P. S. We wouldn't object to Winston's automobile. WC The question isn't whether the editor and cartoonist can run fast enough when the Crumbs comes out - it's whether they can run in all directions. WC If you don't like this book, tell others, but if you do like it, by all means tell us. WC Lawrence was sonorously rendering the names on the student body election ballots. "Lindquist, Wood," he announced. "Well, Lawrence, you should know." And whenever Lawrence came to that sequence again, he whispered it. WC What you don't know won't hurt you - much. This is page forty-three