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Show MARCH TEARING DOWN OF THE MOENCH BUILDING I GUESS I'VE HAD MY DAY. A CWA WORKER DROPS IN ON DOC HURST. "NOW WE BRING DOWN THIS FIGURE" DOC LUND IS WELCOMED BACK TO WEBER P.G. TALE RELATED: It all was instigated When someone cerebrated That our building renovated Would he best, So the school is desolated, The hallways scorulated, The campus desecrated, And classes Dispossessed And because it thus is fated This school can't be celebrated As a college elevated And we'll all be graduated Unimpressed. WC After every debating trip we heard much about moral victories, but after the California trip we heard more about immoral victories, WC And Lynn Foley solemnly reported that "Zenger threw the javelin twelve feet farther than any of his competitors." WC SIMILES: As unlucky as the guy who tried to borrow some hair oil after a shower and could find in the locker room only Wally Gregerson, Cluster Nilsson, Alex Alchin, and Wally Baddley. As close a friend as the one you try to borrow money from. As well dedicated as a debating cup. WC Kathleen: I thought you could keep a secret. Janet: Well, I kept it for a week. What do you think I am, a cold storage plant? WC And we hear Fern Larson's last partner won't play bridge again with her. She said to him: "If dirt were trumps, what's a head you'd have." WC But teacher, you don't get what I mean. This is page thirty-three |