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Show APRIL FILMING THE JUNIOR PROM. SAY MISS DAVIS THIS JR. PROM IS HOT STUFF GIRLS PLAYING TENNIS IN SHORTS PROHIBITED "THOU SHALT NOT COVET" EXTRA! 4 STUDENTS MISSING. BELIEVED TO BE STRANDED IN TREMONTON. THE VICTIMS: CLEON KERR ALICE MALAN RUTH L. JENSEN PAUL GILGEN TREMONTON Soph: I know a few things. frosh: Well, you have nothing on me. I guess I know as few things as anybody. WC Winston: Have you your car at school today? Spencer: No, I came on my ponies. Winston: Oh, by the way, how did you come out in your exam? WC "How do you know he's got it bad?" "Well, she sat in front of him in class and he was picking hairs off her coat all period." WC MORE PERSONALITIES: Abigail, who has been awarded a Phi Beta Kappa Keyhole. Clarke White, who in making love does the beast that he can, Russ Farr, the kind of a guy who sends a Christmas card with "Wish you a Christmas and a New Year." Joe Foley, who didn't go thru college; it went thru him in one ear and out the other. Mark Bower, who wrote in a theme "Bad spelling is the most terrable mistake you can make." Paul Harames, who plays a fair game of tennis if you watch him. And the girl who is as pretty as she can be. And the tuy who if he lived up to his ideals would be stooping. Fil Ogden, who doesn't stand silent while his friends are being criticized no, he joins right in. And the hundreds who don't like AGFA and intend to find a reason if it takes all summer. WC Joe Homer: Why isn't the Agfa emblem on your sweater? Bramwell: Well, you see, my mother was doing spring house-cleaning, and she needed a helping hand around the house. WC Campus conversation rule: You can't believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it. WC It isn't the heat, it's the stupidity. This is page thirty-seven |