JANUARY "NOW IF WE ANSWER THIS WAY WE'LL BOTH GET MORE PUBLICITY." "AGFA IS RIGHT, FELLAS." JOINT MEETING OF AGFA AND THE WILD HARES, OR, INSIDE DOPE ON THE WAR TO WEBER COLLEGE OTYOKWA BEGINS HAH! I FOUND AGAG CHEW WAX TOBACCO A WILD HARE BOARD OF CONTROL CONVOLUTION: We near had a revolution In the dar old institution When Bill put a resolution To the Board. For he caused all the confusion Just by asking restitution Of that seat of all pollution, Wild Hare board. But the Board had intuition That with Alsup in collusion There would be too much diffusion And this fact caused the refusion By the board. WC The student body for next year could finance itself if it purchased and rented to students an easy, efficient instrument for sawing a woman in half. WC Polishing apples produces good fruits. WC Honesty is the best policy except when a girl asks you what you think of her tennis playing. WC "May I have a dance?" "Certainly. If you can find a partner." WC "How do you know it's raining cats and dogs?" "I just stepped in a poodle." WC The yellow menace seems to have reached the sweaters of Jack Watson, George Thatcher, Curt Bybee, and Dave Trevithick's might even be called the yellow peril! WC "Gordon Wright's car is too cute for words!" "Wrong. Gordon and Barbara had words in it only last night." WC Hero today, gone tomorrow. This is page twenty-five