OCTOBER PICTURE OF THE FRESHMEN EATING THE SOPHOMORES WEENIE ROAST PROF MONSON, AS GOOD A CHEER-LEADER AS AN ENGLISH TEACHER. PEERLESS SOAP KEEP OFF THE GRASS HARM ATTEMPTS TO EMULATE THE HAWAIIAN'S PUNTING ODE TO 3.2 "I never saw a purple cow. I doubt that there can be one. And on the stuff they're selling now I think I'll never see one." WC One way for Weber to get the world to wear a path to its doorstep is to try to grow a new lawn. WC Belliston: Young man, I am afraid you are violating our efficiency system. Abegglen: I know it. But somebody's got to get the work done. WC SIMILES - As disappointed as a CWA worker when a teacher outdoes him in volume and endurance. As efficient as the actors last winter who combined the intramural play contest with the intramural smoking contest. As hungry as an audience waiting for a returned debator to finish speaking. As chagrined as the Wild Hare when they stopped publication awaiting public demand for restarting and found there was no public demand. As unsettled as whether the powers of the president should be increased. As educational in the ways of the world as watching the CWA at work. As changeable as the plane of a Weber College board walk. WC Everything is out of the red now but Beth Francis' fingernails. WC And Glen Herrington reports that he keeps up with modern science - he has a knee-action bicycle. WC AGFA man: You see, with things as they are, I need a companion more than a secretary. WC Familiarity breeds attempt. This is page thirteen