25-YEARS FROM NOW NOW THIS STOCK DEE BRAMWELL LECTURE #8 TONITE AMAZING, STARTLING and VIVID. TELLS ALL. "FACTS OF LIFE" OR "WHAT EVERY YOUNG GIRL SHOULD KNOW." L.W. SOMERVILLE OTYOKWA SHORT NARRATION; He received an inspiration And attempted oscillation As a fitting demonstration Of his pace. But he lacked cooperation For she thought it degradation And, omitting hesitation, Slapped his face. And so loud the reverbration That he now holds consultation Ere he tries for correlation, Lest he get a new location Of his place. WC Two hundred exceptions proved the rule that a president's talking scares students into attending assemblies. WC If you pan gold you may become rich, but if you pan everything you may become a Gealta. WC If all the students in our student body were laid end to end, they'd be more comfortable. WC News story: Dr. Wirt accuses Weber Brain Trust of plotting a Communist revolution, after finding that Monson, Hurst, Osmond, Stevenson, and Swenson all live in the same alley. WC "Fresh! Who said you could kiss me?" "Everybody." "What are your views on kissing?" "I haven't any. I close my eyes." Abigail credits all her success to the fact that she's a good listener. WC But I don't want to be like a brother to you! This is page twenty-one