JAN. CLAN CORNER Ode to a Computor MEET In A list of the clan officers has been released. These people will be busy with skits and other activities during Scots’ Week. Ski Clan Pres.—J ohn Davis. V. Pres.—Richard Manful Sec.—Barbara Patee the hallowed halls of BL, the happy laughter rings. Even he who’s failing, gaily laughs and sings. The cause of this feeling is easy to explain, So far this year, we’ve had no “report card pain.” | Let’s all pray that our luck will hold out, That the old computor will be the high school dropout. Saturday, February 1, the Interclan is sponsoring the Alumni Dance. It will be held from 8:30 to 11 p. m. The cost is 50 cents a couple. Best dress is required. All students from Ben Lomond, old and new, are invited. Bowling Clan Pres.—Paula Stewart V. Pres.—Joy Elwel Sec.—Judy Richards NEW RING POLICY Skating Clan Pres—Tom Shock V. Pres.—Jeff Gough Sec.—Debbie Turpin Dance Clan Sec.—Susan Pendleton Pres.—Kris | Clan Peters Swim Clan Pres.—Steve Rodell | res.—Alan Tripp Malan By ag this action, the Council feels this will give some uniformity to our present ring system. Clan Pres.—Sandy Russell V. Pres.—Sherie Clark Sec.—Nadine Thompson Council Chairman—Linda derson For Accessories Extra Ogden Auto Parts An- 363 See 23rd and is a member She of| main- 363 22nd St. Schedule of Coming February, 1969 Feb. 1, Sat.: Alumni Feb. , Wed.: The ject art of which kissing involves OLIVER is a sub- dency among girls to make gurgling and humming noises as if tasting a chocolate-covered cherry. This is very disturbing to most fellows, particularly those not too experienced in kissing. Hearing the sound, a fellow thinks (a) I must be stepping on her foot or (b) I’ve left the motor running in the car. These reflections can derail his train of thought and shorten the kiss—an occurance considered as of the most deplorable in the art. nearly everyone from 13 to 21; after that, everybody has experienced it and doesn’t need help. Now follow some, what I hope, are helpful rules. (with Feb. COLEMAN Feb. Feb. Kitties Mills, | Feb. 8:30-11:00 p. m. in the Gym, 50c : 7-9 p. m. Thurs.: Wrestling, BLHS , Thurs.: Swimming Qualifying , Thurs.: Band , Fri.: Tours at Junior Basketball, BLHS Intermountain. at City, Feb. 7 & 8: WSC Invitational Speech Basketball We be | erly School. Roy. 7: County, Meet. High 6 & Inc. i | Feb. ‘8, Sat.: Pia Se solt Feb... 8, Sat.: eS Clan, Feb. stats Wrestling Meet at BLES. Get,. 7 =r Feb. 12,, 3 Feb. 13, 14 & 15: State Pacific_8: 00 | p.m. Lettermen & Organization Feb. 14, Fri.: Basketball, Bonneville at BLHS. Sweaters, Award Jackets, Feb. 14 & 15: Region Wrestling Meet. Feb. 15, Sat.: State Swimming Finals at South Chenille Letters, Emblem, Feb. 19, Wed.: Dance Clan, 7-9 p.m. and Embroidery Feb. 21, Fri.: Basketball, BLHS at Logan. 250 Wash. Blvd. Ogden, Utah Feb. 21, Fri.: Holiday Dial 392-9111 Feb. 21 & 22: State Wrestling Meet. MANUFACTURERS OF Feb. 28 & 29: Region Basketball High. Playoffs. SCOTISMS a little help from a friend) Close your eyes. It discomforts a fellow to notice you are looking at your watch behind his head while he is kissing you. Also, most fellows have seen proof in their mirrors that their hair resembles the tail of a hedgehog and} Don’t laugh. It’s disturbing their nose seems to be a cross between a Tootsie Roll and an to a fellow after he kisses a English muffin. Close your eyes, girl to have her burst out into loud screams of laughter and please. shriek, ‘“You should see your- Small jewelry please. No self . . I have covered you fellow likes to run the risk of with lipstick!” He knows you being stabbed by the cat’s whis- have because he was there, rekers on your lapel pin or, hav- member? Also, this kind of hiling his nose skinned nuzzling arity can ruin a follow-up kiss: your star-studded ear. A couple A girl who tries to control gigof pounds of loose hardware is gles, succeeds. But when a boy also hard to take as a gesture places his lips on hers, he finds of affection. Always kiss silent- he’s kissing a smile instead of ly. There is a remarkable ten- a girl. It’s a very odd feeling Dance, Dance Thoughts for Scots SEAN Events a couple, Best Dress. St. By senCap-| Yolanda Zizumbo is a junior. She has a part in this year’s pella Choir and has had a ma-| musical, “South Pacific.” She jor part in the musical ‘‘Carou-| hopes to be a model when she sel.” He is on the Debate team. | graduates. SEAT COVERS? See Ogden Auto Parts & Glass Co. Both the juniors and sophonores wil - choose their. Tings || Pres.—Kevin Folkman V. Pres.—Charlie Casperson Sec.—Jan Garrard Cross NEED ye ar. Gavel “Clan - Red Lassies, |the Honor Society. tains a B average. ed to change the present school and class ring system. They made the following changes at the last Student Council meeting: Instead of each store selling a different school ring, a standard ring will be designed and will be the official Ben Lomond High School ring used year after year. The Student Council decided that rather than drop class rings, they would be chosen at jthe first of the sophoniore Vail McKnit | The Student Council has vot- Jardine SCOTS Sandy Austin is a senior this Dennis Hicken, also a year. She is one of the Bonnie | ior, is a member of the A Ona F.T.A. Pres.—Dick THE bteeclan To Hold Alumni Dance Pres.—Pat Wahlquist V. Pres.—Barbara Naanes Sec.—Debbie Frecker V. Pres—Larry PAGE 3 THE HIGHLANDER 29, 1969 “ID WEDNESDAY, and it’s hard up lips. to include The Case of the Missing Report Cards or trouble stay away from my door) turned Watch those flavors. No girl wants to be remembered as a jar of peanut butter. I have no complaints of a girl’s lips reminding me of mints, French dressing, steak, chicken or herself. But I find it hard to whisper sweet nothings to a creature who tasted like onion rings, Camembert cheese, or postage stamps. Be prepared. If there seems to be some likelihood that you are shortly to be kissed, make unostentatious moves to get rid of your chewing gum. (You may have to swallow it or slide it under your tongue if you’re caught short.) The last and possibly the most important rule is: If you don’t want to kiss, say no! Don’t just duck. This can be upsetting, leaving a fellow (a) getting a mouthful of bangs or (b) swallowing your earring. Neither is good material for his diary. By Not to find dents, but when no long out let this about the them more! they ago hire SHELLEY column scholastic a detective. In the should ANDERSON suggested hire beginning that that abilities At the time parents wanted nervous it seemed used detective—but uneasy feeling that they believe we may if parents of their stu- funny, to ask jokingly lately have been we have the serious when they asked politely how our school work was going. But really we don’t mind. In fact, I think most of the B.L. students will agree it has been rather nice this year—to be relieved of the hateful task of explaining to irate parents those low marks in classes we have led our parents to think we have excelled in. All joking aside, do you suppose when bined student body was and it blew the lid? C. Michael Larsen Auto Service 437 23rd St. Phone 393-0717 the marks fed into that computer CUSTOM of B. L. com- it was too much WHEELS? See Ogden Auto Parts & Glass Co. 363 22nd St.