neocon ee - a Ea ee . as i } i{ iM ie 3 1) i HAR(nov RY Ke Riz that tle and needs The Cotton Bowl don't of America's game. bowl, If I after is one ili event hands, prohlems. Wh- Cne bowl that alot of people read very much about it the Played back cast, my LIKE calig year sports events the high AT men Utah.the last it was “they The money of cvoen playing” is going ficld--the into school the newspaper” the moncy worse than they way; Uncle Sam has been compl that too many of his "so lee have been permanantly injur to the athletics in high especially in Utah; too ma ents who cannot make the even second tcams are reed inferiority complcox; it is a polcrization big eeetho anyway, and had the guys of the arc seniors studen picking are gr they wore all that Ben for tho teamS.eccesver! rn | Students are taking s¢ lightly. This last term, SOlm udents failed not only one or even three classes. +ean@ just laughed it off. Mosvaam were sophomores. This ma wonder just what kind of 80 hn class we have at Ben Lomone | two years most of these SOPHS Will list. bo headed for the gragm Many.of them won't ma because they won't edits to qualify have @nQUs for :@tasis way a B Os A Everyone says that it's Of third term and they will Dre up fourth term but alot Of 7M will fail students who third torm but who bring © ades up to D's or some tals G's, Think - about ites him , year from is an F to coming to a eles Ihy, world I was rote with "The Eddy Poe Raven." - It was Taven at all but a sparrow ept eating his bread. He too a the funny farm an? we. ign and laugh about that We Poor Eddy Poe, yation anc now en there /You know go and Men. Mt that e Mice. d to death what meems , He died sparrow was Johnny Steinthe one who wrote Well, I knew the one, too. He did Infact, he.. was of them,: so. he. de~ he would write.a The used darn he the ng off me. . iy world no one has the decency to go and write me an epitaph for free. I repeat that, 'No.one has the decemy to writea gooc ole! down in the earth epitaph write my own for free.! epitaph, but I, could I. cannot nutty things like this, never to be remembered by man or my relatives , or that I turned my reflection inon could really write. “used to know very famous au- at A Tn I famous a very had mice ting about a roush seemed to them, BSS, ate the glue, novel time know so they he ate sniffed Seed finally they were so ee they wrote the book am So the publisher de— ee ee at he eywould ee give the em and named > ee and brengee” Twent +, credthe Of them, VOILANI} Le mice keptaart ~oLg with ee his pages Behaie... 7, funerals with eee Willie loved ‘ Wented to be a meré hs th. i So busy writing anc S. © Started writing 0 hin, ke Silly poems instead disg pie unde my epitaph ., tuck eo: his * I cid funny Jn this and here farm with dog-eat—dog something beautiful would.be proud and something to say was mine. I No. That would be conceiting and anything I hate is conceiting people. I once knew a boy that was so conceiting he thought everyone lov- “one woula eee Pp aaa €& me, then I wouldn't € mooching hrea d off this poer sparrow, As you were reading this , ***% : b mt Bias ‘ what®shalleT call it?) This goodie and all of a sudden, suddenly, it: began to slant tlesdontt.go:rushing off: to nearest contact lens dealer. 1ittlLe that is a lite ./* your Itws not your fault’, It was mine. Yes, I want to take a little of the credite: Itmoselfish. I know, I. know I should be ashamed of myself trying to draw you into my. spider's wb It's just: that I'm lonely, .or is) it LloniyfixNorab's: had to talk to domady.!b ihe. . dust someone. You see after Eddy, and Johnny and Willie , and even the sparrow died after. mooched ald of. his: bread, I started writing this’ kind) of junk and tell-— ing all of my troubles to all ,of my room mates, and all of those kooky ravens kept flying around and well, just everyone in sight and sometime I talked when no one was around, So I thought it would be a good idea if T just sort of tipped the page a little and try to make you fe@l «a little tipsy and insaneg aud then you, good friend, could come in te this’ funny, funny farm and I would have a friend. Won't you please,— nice’ fly,’. ‘Oh, ‘Daustdiover:) «nice juicy 3 CAVE ME FLIES wy will take me away to a @arm, anc there I shall rot to-be Mable to tell all the reasons...far too” PAGE say what a great kid Iam or that I was envied by all who knew what a great writer I was, or that I wrote r used that far too weny wore aga! possibility lousy Aollar bill. I have roamed e #tish countrysid and all ind 4s Jack Benny roaming will be caned much controversy at ing of principals, B omens, ees will cash this lh in SPL count: ynen e your money. T'm desperate, Meier... I'm broke. No kiddMraven't a scent to my . name ricncs, haya of nextye schools LOJIANDER ho Via it would Lae mysclf. untouched by human the this as they of 1965? which Governor Valloece hasn't got much control over, Can't you just sce him ehugging out on the field calling his gallant troops to stop The queen would probably be "pure as snow" Alabama unaware country Scoop.,.as no skirt between her the outside world, the “4965 western bo the world looking for @¥ names for now bowl games, 8; succcededs; somo not. Ragweed Parade ju before a big game. would you like’ it your girl was named Isn't that a title prefer liiss Frog Bowl ‘Cns of the newest bowl games is the Hu- the Year Frog Bowl or the Salacander Bowl, How co=Crange Bowl should “be like itis? I°don't: like orangoS.e.».ebananas would be much Coulen't you sce it?-—— Jimay Durante hosts the Banana Bowi, im’ color ‘on KUTV what they could usc for a qucen? ey ao Cheek out the Rose Wouldn't it be to have ita iiss Ragweed of nedict Arnold Bowl, afte lcy loved patriot Bennie, During tho Christmas holiday, all sport cnthusists prepare thenselves for tho big day..Nows Yoars This ysar it came on January On this day, the bowl game cach gamc signifying a svecial fruit, flowcr or animal. They are pleyed around the country from Florida to California, I've often wonder— od just why tho Gator Bowl is called the Ga tor Bowl and not some the st How if many he yyND AA CHRISM. S: flies. «They're better _wiitere bhw Gao gee Seat than ee