“PAGE THE THREE APRIL 17, 1969 HIGHLANDER Scotsisms by Strange as Shelley ter. Once in the building didn't knew where to go. it seems: she She says, "It isn't Yearbook covers are sale in the Book for 25¢.° Act New! REMEMBER DAYS CF THE YOUR by She it, the said, tell Selective read for and _ you she So and me He gave said, and her a "Read found it. The lady was escorting on () EC) naturally LX must her to the 5.5. of- fice.) : Editor's Note: We thought you might like to know Sharon really is smart. He grade point average is 3.8. confused. So Sharon commenced to explain, "you know when a girl turns 18 she has to reg- her they Now her friends are informing her that she has to apply for Social Security when she ® turns 19. (Please don't tell her differently. I plan on office girl, “Is. this where I sien up for the draft?” The lady eaid, “This is the Selective Service." Sharon replied, "Yes. I know.'' think Mellody. She and Mellody, her best friend, went up to -the %.5. office and Sharon said to the her "I pulling a trick on -you." Sharon got quite indignate at this point and said, “Deo, if-they are, I°11 just ii them." She turned around ., went out, and actually belted unfortun- 5.5. said, be Service A Store TRUE SCOT VOTE SCOT OGDEN GREATEST LIFE with a ckass ning from the ately stup#d- accompanied man Could Department is?" strange look and the directory." ness; it's just being naive." Sharon just turned 18 and some of her "better" friends “convinced her she had toregister for. the ‘draft. within 5 day of her 18th birthday. Poor Sharon, a me. where into the army. highlight of have the de- bate class to thank dor excessive intelligence. stopped "Excuse Those of you who know Sharon Austad will really believe the following. If you don't know her, it may be hard to believe. This year's debate topic has been the advisability ofdrafting young women This is another this story. We jeter Tor the draft.” The lady didn't seem to know anything about this. Imagine that! She looked out “in ‘the hall and saw Mellody laughing best friend, Mellody, went to the Federal Building to regis- Anderson Scot during Zales has his been very two years as Newspaper was chosen The Boy's Lomond pate to Editor as a active at Ben and finalist Association yet only a very in the group's make the association that will interest Pep for Band President. Boy's includes small State. every boy at percentage activities. grow school He has ae and It hold is Scot's - goal activities: everyone. VOTE SCOT FOR BOY'S ASSOCIATION PRESIDENT! 222222!!! (pagp ponrrrcrs, Schook name on base = Nickname ot. Mascot Thrge dniciats , engraved Chozce of stones Onder past, present future year Open a Student Account This article is Ask best quaktfred or Charge Dy oe New Washington Gate VOTE Blvd. Center 3675 Wall Ave. know why AlLey We geek that he 1s well aware of the obligation concerning thts office, and has the abskhity to handle them in a way that will be for the betterment of the studentbody. Downtown 2431 everyone sob. During his Last two years at Ben Lomond, he has been an outstanding athlete. Rob has akso matntained an 'A' average during the Last two years. ZaLBs — cas a WW Ee to Let son the | | PAID POLITICAL ALLEY ADVERTISEMENT KIM PETERSON, BY STUDENTS MANAGER FOR ALLEY