Page 6 THE O. H. S. TIGER, NOVEMBER 29, 1922 STUDENTS HOLD CELEBRATION Enthusiasm Ran Wild As Students Celebrated On a certain school day after a certain football game the students of the old Ogden high were refused a holiday. The refusal was for the best but the high strung students could not see it. But to go on with the story: a few of the braver stu¬dents of the school began a "snake dance" around school which attract¬ed the "gang." Although two assem¬blies were held during the first per¬iod nothing could be done to get the students to go to their classes. But on the other hand they were out en¬joying themselves and bubbling over with enthusiasm. Before ten o'clock half the student body of the school was winding its way down to the village to let the townspeople know what they thought of the victory. After the tumultuous crowd had sv/ept through the business section of the city it found its way up to the office of the Board of Education. Here they halted long enough to yell their lungs dry for the team, the school, Mr. Hopkins, etc. After ask¬ing to hear from a real sport Mr. Hopkins, the crowd went away with their brains in a whirl. Something happened just a little different from what they had expected. When the school building was reached again the same spirit burst out once more. The halls were jammed, the teachers were out of work, Mr. Merrill was worried. Coach Kapple was won¬dering too, but for what reason the students did not know. Not until the sixth period did the frenzied students give in to going to class. And then not much work was accomplished due to the fact that a lecture from the teachers followed by an argument from the classes took the place of work. We were promised a holiday if we won the state title and we'll get it yet. Will we!! —O-H-S— T.N.T. CLUB TO STAGE NEXT BIG DANCE The Christmas dance this year is again to be sponsored by T.N.T. Club. The dance to be given at Berthana. New features and decorations will make Christmas dance the outstanding feature of the year. Several meetings have been held at which all plans were outlined for the dance, committees were appointed and everything set for a real time. It has been rumored that Mr. Barrett intends to pair all the members of the club. —O-H-S— COMMERCIAL CLUB VISIT SUGAR PLANT The Commercial club of the Ogden high school made its first visit of the season to an Ogden manufactur- \ ing concern on Wednesday the fif¬teenth. Several members of the club furnished cars and about thirty persons in all went. They visited the plant of the Amalgamated Sugar Company and spent a thoroughly, en¬joyable and profitable afternoon. The guides were very courteous and help¬ful in explaining just how "it is done" this season in the beet sugar process. Other such excursions have been planned by the club and every one is looking forward to its next visit with much joyous anticipation. P. S. (It has been rumored that they will visit the Shupe Williams plant on their next tour. Perhaps this is the cause of the "joy."). —O-H-S— DOLLARS AND SENSE He owned a handsome touring car, To ride in it was heaven, He ran across some broken glass- Bill $14.97 He took some friends out for a ride— 'Twas good to be alive. The carburetor threw a fit— Bill $20.85. He started on a little tour, Just for a little fun, He stopped too quick and stripped his gears— Bill $90.51. He took an auto ride to town, To save train fare was great; He jammed into one lamp-post— Bill $2.68. He spent almost all he owned; And then in anguish cried: "I'll put a mortgage on my home And take just one more ride!" LEWIS JUNIOR BASKETBALLERS DEFEAT FRESHMEN QUINTET Score 13-to-11 In a basketball game played last week, the O. H. S. Freshmen were handed a defeat at the hands of the Lewis Junior high school hoop artists, The contest was staged in the high school gymnasium with Bob Martin as the head whistle car¬rier. Although the Freshmen took the lead in the first few minutes of play, they were forced to retire at the final whistle on the short end of the score. The visitors played a snappy brand of ball and succeeded in scoring 13 points against their op¬ponents. With a flashy exhibition of keen ball the Freshmen piled up the grand sum of 11 points which they were forced to accept as a total. All the players were on the job and put up a good show for the few fans that were present. —O-H-S— CENTRAL JUNIOR QUINTET TROUNCES O. H. S. JUNIORS Juniors Lose Two Games to Central The Ogden High School Junior basketball team was defeated in two flashy hoop contests, by the Central Junior high quintet. The two games were not-lost until after a good'stiff fight had been displayed. Central Junior high has a good reputation for turning out snappy basketball teams, and has not failed to live up to it this year. This being the first time the juniors were in togs this season leads us to believe that the Centralites have their's coming. —O-H-S— SCRAPS FROM THE TIGER BOX KEEP SMILING It has been proven that sixty- j seven muscles of. the face are exer- f cised to produce a frown, while only thirteen are exercised to produce a smile. Why waste energy? M. Corey: "Say, Monty, do you know any more jokes beside your¬self" M. Hendershot: "Sure, you." Beans Smith, after waiting in a confectionery for about ten minutes grew impatient at the lack of service and shouted the following: "Here young lady, who serves the nuts?" PHILOSOPHY Whatever else may happen, Now that the world's dry, The sailor still will have his port, The farmer have his rye; The cotton still has its gin, The sea coast has its bar, And each of us will have a bier No matter where we are. Advertisement: Lost—Fountain pen by lady half full of ink. Jesse Moyes: "I had an awful dream last night." Marion Benowitz: "Well what did you dream?" Jesse M.: "I dreamt that I was eating shreaded wheat and when I awoke half of the mattress was gone.." Capt. Ryder: "Your late again." Lieut. Ririe: "Yes sir." Capt. Ryder: "Haven't you an alarm clock?" L. Ririe: "Yes sir." Capt. Ryder: "Didn't it ring this morning?" Lieut. Ririe: "Yes sir, but the fool thing always rings while I am asleep." Wangsgard: (After bad recitation) "Class dismissed; don't flap your ears as you go out." HIGH SCHOOL PRAYER God bless ma, God bless pa, God bless us all, Rah! Rah! Rah! —O-H-S— Miss. Beaulieu: "Now, class, look at the board and I will go right through it." Beginners at Saving When you start on a regular saving plan, you will go slow at first Saving goes faster and easier as the habit grows on you. Save $5 per month for one year you may be able to save $10 per month during the next year, and $15 per month the third year. Follow this plan at The National Bank of Commerce, and you will have $374 at the end of three years. Your money will then earn $1.25 a month interest. The National Bank of Commerce OGDEN, UTAH Kaplan’s “DRESSERS of MEN” S. J. Kaplan Co. 2425 Washington Ave. The House of Kuppenheimer Good Glothes "B" CO. WINS GUIDEON On account of the faithful coopera¬tion of the men of company B, that company managed to come out on top of the list when the monthly av¬erage was determined. With an average of 94.4% B company was en¬titled to the guideon. Company A came next, and C company was last. The headquarters company was or¬ganized too late in the month to be considered in the race. These aver¬ages were determined on the attend¬ance of the companies for the month of October. As this was the first time the Guideon had been offered, more interest is expected to be dis¬played this month, than last. The battalion was formed in line the morning after the notice of the winner of the guideon, and Miss Louise Zeller, sponsor of the winning company, was presented with the Guideon. She in turn presented it to her company. Miss Zeller spoke to the boys of B company, and con¬gratulated them on their splendid work. She also extended her speech to the entire battalion and issued a challenge for any other company to take the guideon from her company. B company will carry the guideon at all parades and reviews during the month of November, when another average will be taken to see who shall have it for the month of De¬cember. —O-H-S— A Senior— Deep wisdom; hope fled Brain fever; he's dead. A Junior— Fair one; swelled head Heart failure; he's dead. A Sophomore— Plajred ball; 'nuff ced Neck broken; he's dead. A Freshman— Milk famine; not fed Latin; he's dead. THE Sell-Rite Stores NOW FURNISH FREE DELIVERY AND C.O.D. ORDERS For Your Convenience 3 Stores in Ogden 18 l-24th Street 2212 Wash. Ave. 584-24th Street "Meet Me Bare-Headed" NORMAN SIMS "Whass dat?" asked the witness, ! rolling his eyes. "Address the jury," thundered the] attornej', "arid tell them how youl deal craps." "Lemme outa here," shrieked the: darky wildly. "Fust thing Ah know dis gemmen heah gwine ask me how to drink a samwich." Hassett S.: "Will you give me something for my head" Druggist: "I should say not, I wouldn't take it as a gift." CAN WE STOP EAST SIDE? WE'LL SAY SO!