Page 6 THE O. H. S. TIGER, THURSDAY, MARCH 15, 1923. WEBER AND BOX ELDER LOSE OUT IN STATE TOURNEY Weber Loses to Dixie; Box Elder Loses to L. D. S. Weber and Box Elder both won their first games in the Utah state championship basketball tournament being played at Salt Lake City, but lost their second. Weber went down to d efeat at the hands of the flashy Dixie quintet. The Dixie proved themselves far su¬perior to the Weberites in every branch of the game. Their game was perfect from all standpoints. When the contest was over the Weber crew found that they were on the short end of a 37 to 23 score. The Brigham representatives in the tourney were forced to defeat the L. D. S. warriors, 38 to 28. The Box Elder crew put up a stiff fight for the Salt Lake school. With their leading man out of the game, they were playing under a handicap. All of the Box Elder players played good ball but were simply out¬classed. Burt at guard for the Brig- hamites caged three field goals and was in every play of the game. Boothe at center played his usual strong game. Dixie is picked to win the tourna¬ment. —O-H-S— IMPROVEMENTS ARE SEEN IN THE R.O.T.C. The cadet battalion has again taken to the out of doors for their drill ground. Since the weather has per¬mitted the cadets to drill outside the standard of the R. O. T. C. has risen. Better attendance is noticed, better drill is featured, and more coopera¬tion within the battalion is shown. The last week of drill has proven that the boys like the out-door drill much better than the class room drill. They have fallen back into their stride and are taking up where they left off at last fall. If much more improvement is made in the battalion within the next few months, then it will be certain that we can win the ninth corps area in¬spection. Keep it up fellows, we'll win that inspection yet! —O-H-S— CADET HOP UNCERTAIN No Date Fixed Whether the cadet hop will be given this year is uncertain. The council gave the Pinafore the pref¬erence over the annual cadet hop, and voted that the hop be given a date either in March or May. The date for the hop has been set and changed three or four times and it is uncertain whether we will have a hop this year. If the Ogden High School goes without a Cadet Hop, then it will go the limit and we might say that the year 1922-23 was a disappoint¬ment. Let's have that Hop! Every¬body boost for the HOP!! GET FOUR KODAKS WORKING Take advantage of the next sunny days and get some snaps for the year book. Everyone bring kodaks to school and take pictures. Hand them into the Tiger office and they will go into the year book. Some comic snaps are wanted. Take them now. Get busy with those caremas!!! —O-H-S— The Sweet Shop 24th & Jefferson Candy, School Supplies Drugs and Sundries FIRST SIGNS OF SPRING COAX OGDEN HI TRACK MEN INTO SUITS Bob Brady "outsmarted" the ele¬ments several days ago by donning a track outfit and starting to tune up his lungs for some long runs. Bob dashed madly back and forth' in the lower hall. But now that the first signs of spring are putting in their appearance Mr. Brady has taken to the green out-of-doors. Chuck Murphy was seen in an Orange and Black track suit running around trying to ask Bob questions. With these two men braving the elements it is expected that the rest of the Tigers will break bunks and venture out in some field togs. —O-H-S— 1923 BASKETBALL SEASON ENDS The 1923 basketball season is a thing of the past. The football sea¬son for '23 is coming. The football season of 1922 was a success, the basketball season was almost as good. The Ogden High School has been playing in hard luck all through her athletics so far this year. In football we lost our rights. In basketball we lost the first two league games of the season merely through hard luck. Ouf game with Box Elder at Brigham was a winner. We outplayed the Brighamites throughout the contest. They went wild during the final sec¬onds of the game, winning by two points. Our first game with Weber was exactly like the one with Brig¬ham. We should have won, but we did not. Now that the basketball season is over we must turn our attention to track and spring events. This should go strong with us this year. We had a championship football team, a first class basketball squad, and now Coach Kapple is going to turn out one of the niftiest field aggregations that the division has ever seen. With a state record-breaker in our lists and plenty of all state material, why can't we bring in the pork??? —O-H-S— SPRINGVILLE WINS STATE TITLE By caging a long shot from the middle of the floor, in the last min¬ute of their extended time contest with the flashy Dixie cagers, the Springville hoop artists captured the Utah State basket ball championship, for 1923. Dixie and Springville were both strong teams, one playing as good ball as the other. The contest was almost even throughout and the score stood 22 to 22 at the end of the al- loted time, which shows the even- ess of their play. It was Dixie that put Weber out of the race several days ago. —O-H-S— IS IT ANY WONDER? A man was visiting a lunatic asy¬lum and while walking in the grounds he met a patient, to whom he said: "Well, how did you get here." The patient replied: "Well, sir, you see, I married a widow with a grow¬ing daughter, and then my father married my wife's daughter; that made my wife the mother-in-law of her father-in-law and my father be¬came my stepson. Then my step¬mother, the daughter of my wife, had a son, and that boy, of course, was my brother, because he was my fath¬er's son; but he was also the son of my wife's stepdaughter, and, there¬fore, her grandson and that made me the grandfather of my stepbrother. Then my wife had a son, so my niother-in-law: the step-sister of my son is also his grandmother because his step-sister is his wife; I am my mother's brother-in-law; my wife is her one child's aunt; my son is my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather. That is one of the rea¬sons. —O-H-S— Little Willie—Pass me the butter. Mother (reproachfully) —If—what, Willie? Little Willie—If you can reach it. Kaplan’s “Dressers of Men” S.J. 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At last he gets up, shuts off the alarm clock and goes back to bed! —O-H-S— When we see— Eleanore Agee with bobbed hair; Kathryn in knickerbockers: Myrene Rich without her natural marcell; Ralph Kenny without "Stacomb" on his hair; Miriam Cain as a Puritan. The "blonde flash" ambassador to Rusia; Louise Zeller Avith a new giggle; Phil Ring as Ben Turpin's under¬study. Virginia Scowcroft asking something seriously; Macnab Boyd all grown up; Bob Brady as a woman hater; Madge Ashton as a missionary; Dolly Scowcroft keeping silence; and Theron Jost losing out in a pie race —what and where will we be? —O-H-S— "I'll show 'em," said the hen as she kicked the porcelain egg out of the nest, "they can't make a bricklayer of me." Louise Z. Is your Packard friend coming tonight? Catherine K. No. Louise Z: Dodge Brothers? Cathryn K: No, dearie, this is Willys-Knight. She—Why do you call me revenge? He—Because revenge is so sweet. "Don't you love to listen to the honk of the wild goose?" "Not when he's driving an auto¬mobile." Teacher—Have you ever read "To A Field Mouse"? Student—No, how do you get them to listen? "Meet Me Bare-Headed" NORMAN SIMS HEARD IN AND AROUND SCHOOL Doyle: (Sawing an old piece of two-by-four) "Isn't it funny that the older a piece of wood gets, the light¬er it becomes?" Doyle's Customers: (in chorus) "How old are you Doyle?" SOCIOLOGY Mr. Leigh: "What did the people do in the early days for amuse¬ments?" Keith Ward: "Oh, they would have barn parties and feats of strength. Coach Kapple: (on phone' "Give me 26." Grace A: "That's the wrong num¬ber, you want 56." Coach Kapple: "Oh Central, add thirty on that call." Mack Boyd: Breathes there a stu¬dent with soul so dead Tomorrow, I will turn over a new leaf and study like the dickens? CHICAGO Let's get percolating. Teacher: Mr. Jost, what is your father's name? T. Jost: Mr. Jost. That Dog house causes us more trouble. Why weren't you in study today? We don't call students to the phone. Let's go over to Doyle's. —O-H-S— "This is a grave mistake," said the man when he found that he had been weeping over the wrong tombstone. "My girl is so dumb she things an aspirin tablet is writing paper." First Scout—"What kind of a tree will scare a cat?" Second Scout—"I don't know." First Scotu—"A dog-wood."