Page 2 THE O. H. S. TIGER JANUARY 17, 1923 EXCHANGE REPORT THE WEBER HERALD (Ogden, Utah)—We were interested in your letters from Llyellyn McKay. THE FLASHLIGHT Superior, Ne¬braska)—Your editorials are excel¬lent. We like your plan of having a Student Honor Society and an Honor Roll. LE PETIT RANGER (Kemmerer, Wyoming) — We enjoyed your "Letters to Sonny" and your clever parodies of famous poems. THE TOP O' THE HILL (Gorin, Missouri)—We like your amusing little paper. The jokes are espe¬cially good. THE ULYSSES SCHOOL GRANT (Ulysses, Nebraska)—The poem, "Who Is Santa Claus?" was great.. We should like to know the author's name. THE O. H. S. NEWS (Orlando, Florida)—Yours is a dandy, all round paper. Come again. THE ROUND UP (North Platte,, Nebraska) — Our eyes are still bandaged after reading your bril¬liantly colored Christmas Issue. Whew! We are greatly tempted to patronize your "Advice to the Love-lorn" column. THE WAXA BEACON (Waxa- hachie, Texas)—We think you are rather late in naming your football team. THE AWGAN (Modesto, California) —Where are your editorials? Your jokes are clever. THE ORANGE AND BLACK— Your December number is the pep¬piest exchange we have received this month. We like your idea of having a business man give his opinion of your paper each month. We think "Cuckleberries" is the "Snakes Hips." THE N. H. S. CLARION (Nephi, Utah)—We are quite excited over "Scandals of the School Faculty." THE LEVER (Colorado Springs, Colorado) — Your editorials are splendid. THE ITEM (Dorchester, Massachu¬setts)—We like the cover design of your Holiday magazine very much. Your short stories are very inter¬esting and show great promise. Your magazine is well arranged and your jokes are clever. We acknowledge the following Ex¬changes: THE SPUD—Idaho Falls High School—Idaho Falls. THE AVESTA—Logan High School —Logan, Utah. THE PIONEER—South High School —Grand Rapids, Michigan. LE PETIT RANGER —Kemmerer High School—Kemmerer, Wyo. THE BOOMERANG —Box Elder High School—Brigham, Utah. THE CRIMSON—Brigham Young College—Logan, Utah. THE LEVER—Colorado Springs High School—Colorado Springs, Colrado. THE TIGER —Colorado College, Colorado Springs, Colorado. THE LINCOLN RAILSPLITTER —Los Angeles High School—Los Angeles, California. THE RED AND BLACK —West High School—Salt Lake City, Ut. THE LAMP —Standard Oil Com¬pany-—Bayonne—New Jersey. N. H. S. CLARION—Nephi High School—Nephi, Utah. UTAH CHRONICLE—University of Utah—Salt Lake City, Utah. THE FORGE—Santa Barbara High School—Santa Barbara, California. THE BLUE AND WHITE—Trini¬dad, Colorado. THE RATTLER— Neligh, Nebraska. THE WEBER HERALD—Weber Normal College—Ogden, Utah. THE PARROT—Ault, Colorado. THE UINTAH—Uintah Academy- Vernal, Utah. BRIDGEPORT HIGH SCHOOL CRITERION—Bridgeport, Conn. THE RUSS—San Diego High School San Diego, California. THE HI-TIMES—Lexington Senior High—Lexington, Kentucky. THE COLLEGIATE LIFE—West¬minister College—Salt Lake City, Utah. STUDENT LIFE—Utah Agricultural College—Logan, Utah. THE AWGWAN — Modesto High School—Modesto, California. HOLLIDAY IRVING INDEPEN¬DENT—Irving Junior High—Salt Lake City, Utah. THE DEVIL'S PI—Superior High School—Superior, Wisconsin. THE OPTIMIST—Achinson High School—Atchinson, Kansas. THE CARNEGIE TARTAN—Car negie Inst, of Tech—Pittsburg, Pa. THE GRANITIAN—Granite High School—Salt Lake County, Utah. THE LOG—U. S. Naval Academy —Annapolis, Maryland. THE UTAH EAGLE—School for Deaf and Blind—Ogden, Utah. LINDONWOOD COLLEGE BUL¬LETIN—St. Charles, Missouri THE Y NEWS—B. Y. U.—Provo, Utah. THE KNOW STUDENT—Knox College—Galesburg, Illinois. THE RED AND WHITE—Vallejo High School—Vallejo, California. —O-H-S— EXCHANGE JOKES Mac—"Do you serve oysters in here?" Waiter—"Yes, sit right down. We serve everybody." Early to bed and early to rise, Love all the teachers and tell them no lies; Study your lessons that you may be wise; And buy from the firms that ad¬vertise. Don't study when you're tired or have something else to do. Don't study when you're happy, for it will make the world blue. Don't study in the daytime, don't study in the night, But study at all other times with all your main and might. Bill Cox (In Physics Lab.)—"Mr. Barret I smell wood burning." Mr. Barret—"Well, don't keep your head so close to that Bunsen Burner." The boy stood on the railroad track; He heard not the engine squeal. The engine climbed slowly down And scraped him off the wheel. Louise—"Mother, I just took a splinter out of my hand with a pin." Mother—-"A pin! Don't you know that's dangerous?" Louise—"Oh, but I used a safety pin." ANOTHER ASSEMBLY Mr. Nichol's excelent orchestra furnished the opening music of the assembly of December. Some good numbers were presented in a very acceptable manner. Miss Mary Fisher, formerly a stu¬dent at High school, and a violinist of note, played the Pierrot Serenade. The piece was a dainty, whimsical song, and Miss Fisher's interpretation was sympathetic. Miss Katherine Fisher accompanied. Another very acceptable part of the program was Mr. Hopkin's an¬nouncement that we would get the holiday we were 'gypped" out of when we lost the state contest. He intro-duced the speaker, Dr. J. N. McDon¬ald of Kansas City. Dr. McDonald, who is- well-informed about the do¬ings of high schol students all over the United States, told us what other high schools are doing. He gave us short sketches of his family, typical of school youth the country over. In this interesting way he led up to the point of his discourse, fidelity to an ideal and loyalty to the truth. Pedego Voll, the talented elocu¬tionist gave a short discourse on the fine stock of Green Stockings dis¬played at the Orpheum theatre. Mr. Russell, an equally talented youth, gave a brief talk along practically the same lines. Likewise, Mr. Mac Boyd, a well-known figure in our halls, Mr. Wolfer, Mr. Kenney and Mr. Jost, all familiar and prominent school figures, spoke on a related subject. Next, an old man from up country closely related to Sam Freedman, told his sad experiences of trying to fool a rambunctious ram with a nail- studded board. A quartette was announced next but either we saw double of Mr. Hinchcliff couldn't count, for seven singers filed in. They sang well, how¬ever. Our school is well supplied with musical talent. Edna Mae Booker announced the postponed Glee Community Sing. Vernon Mattson announced the T. N. T. dance and thus ended one of the best assemblies of the year. The Ford Studio Photographers of Character & Charm 480 TWENTYFOURTH STREET OGDEN, UTAH The Selz $Six MORE MILEAGE FOR LESS The Selz $Six shoe gives more mileage at lower cost because its first cost and its upkeep are lower. Such quality and econ¬omy can not be found in any other shoe, as its sales show. The Selz$Six outsells any other shoe of its kind. It is a wonderful bargain in a high quality shoe. Try it. Nye's MENS and BOYS' APPAREL In the Eccles Building OGDEN, UTAH. POSSIBLE BUT NOT PROBABLE Wouldn' you like to see: Mr. Beeson ride a bicycle, Miss Dobbs go to sleep in class, Mrs. Hessler wheeling a baby- buggy, Miss Crum doing the "Hyland Fling" Mr. Merrill playing football, Mr. McMurrin as a male flapper, Mr. Stewart on stilts, Miss Romney and Miss Keener in a three-legged race, Mrs. Newcomb tight-rope walking —and— Mrs. Camp as a peroxide blond? —O-H-S— Mrs. Beeson—"That garbage man is here, dear." Mr. Beeson (Absent-mindedly)— "Well, tell him we don't want any." WHO IS HE? Who is he, Mother dear, that sighs and grieves, The long day true, That little boy, whose pains are true, with crutches in arms Mother? He sits Alarmed, now with hopes; now Vvith —tears. Long ere the night falls, His little eyes grow, Weary, and his aching heart, is dreary. Hush, his little eyelids close, Mother! He Has taken his woes, now his Pains have ceased. God's anger is appeared. Child, you asked, "Who is he?" My dear, just a troubled soul, Whom God had sent to reach some goal. But Fate, would have a hand, And cut the thread of gold. —Lyla Malony. HERE AND THERE IN THE WHIRL OF HIGH SCHOOL By G. M. The Freshman's "Ever Reddy" The day the cards were distributed, advertising Green Stockings, a very shy and rather backward freshman came up to me and began talking. When we had conversed for a few seconds, the freshman asked what the card was which I had pinned to my dress. "Why that's an advertisement of Green Stockings on one side and an advertisement of Nye's Clothing Store on the other," I replied. "Well that's sure a hot way for Nyes to advertise their Green Socks," replied the freshman. As I was passing through the halls one day I overheard a conversation between two freshman girls. Said one girl to the other, "Say listen, aren't the "big" boys and girls of High School fresh. Just imagine, they even go so far as to call the office girl by her first name, which I believe is Grace." "Yes, isn't it terrible, but perhaps Grace is her last name and they are not sure whether she's married or not so they don't dare say Miss or Mrs. Evidently Theron Jost, and many other little lads of High School, were very bad boyS this year. Theron didn't write Santa a letter because he was afraid he wouldn't get that rock¬ing horse that he's been saving his pennies for ever since he moved from Twelfth street. (I calculate that is about seven or eight years). Suggestion: I don't wish to criticize the Tiger ind any way what ever, but I would like to make the suggestion that each of the classes, Sophomore, Juniors, Seniors,—oh, yes, the Freshman too, have a girl or. boy to .represent the class and have this person send in snappy jokes, stories, news, or any event, that may be of interest to the school. -O-H-S- COMMITTEES NAMED FOR GIRLS' LEAP YEAR DANCE The girls' annual Leap Year Dance can not help but be a success with the following committees in charge: Louise Zeller, chairman of the affair has appointed Mirian Cain chairman of tickets. With Miriam rests the greatest responsibility. To help her, Myrene Rich, Kathryn Kay, Florence Draney, La Von Trapp, Kathryn Cahill, Jean Chez, Bonita Scowcroft, Edna Mae Booker, Fannie Brady, Hope Chadwick, Blanche Walberg, Virginia Green, and Kathryn Fisher have been named. Refreshments, Helen Stevens (chairman) assisted by Dorothy Scowcroft and Madge Ashton. Programs, Virginia Scowcroft and Louise Zeller. With the help of all the girls these committees can bring the party to a successful and enjoyable climax. YOUR CLASS PINS Will Come Through Soon— If You Place Your Order Soon. "Thank You". J. S. Lewis & Co. JEWELERS KERN'S 2459 Washington Avenue OGDEN, UTAH