Page 6 THE O. H. S. TIGER, JANUARY 17, 1923 A SOLDIER'S IDEA OF GENERAL ORDERS (1) To take charge of all spuds and gravey in view. (2) To watch his plate in a military manner, keeping always on the alert for any stray sausages that comes within sight or hearing. (3) To report all calls for second helpings. (4) To report to the mess sergeant all bread sliced too thin. (5) To quit the table only when satisfied that there is nothing left. (6) To receive but not to pass to the next man all meat or beans left by the non-coms, buck privates or coocoos. (7) To talk to no one who asks for onions. (8) In case of fire in mess hall, to grab all eatables left by others in their escape. (9) In any case not covered by in¬structions to call the company clerk or top-kick. (10) To salute all chickens, beef¬ steaks, pork chops, ham and eggs, and turkey. (11) To allow no one to steal from the garbage can. (12) To be especially watchful at the table and during time of eat¬ing to challenge anyone who gets more flap jacks than him¬self. —O-H-S— PLANS FOR CADET HOP UNDER WAY The R. O. T. C. Cadet Ball will be given in February this year at the Berthana. Plans are already being perfected for this annual function which promises to surpass all the Cadet Balls ever given by the Ogden high school.. An invitation will be extended to the officers of Salt Lake High schools and their sponsors. A short drill will be a feature of the evening but dancing will be the main diversion. All cadets will be ex¬pected to attend and those who can¬not dance will be taught by the spon¬sors at a select dancing school. All applications for membership in this enterprise are asked to hand in their names to Miss Eleanor Agee. —O-H-S— The Sweet Shop 24th & Jefferson Candy, School Supplies Drugs and Sundries FREE - 100 Cameras C. E. Armstrong & Co. 3Q6-2Sth Street "KODAK HEADQUARTERS" Kaplan’s “Dressers of Men” S.J. Kaplan Co. 2425 Washington Ave. The House of Kuppenheimer Good Clothes Sperry Products in Every Home Sperry Flour SINCE 1852 GIRLS' ASSOCIATION ORGANIZED At the first meeting of the Girls' Association held this year, Miss Char¬lotte Ferry was elected president of the organization; Miss Blanche Wal¬berg was chosen vice-president and Rosalind Venema, secretary. The business of the day was to get some sort of organization working to arrange for the girls' annual leap year party. The following were ap¬pointed as a committee to take charge of the ball and the girls' masquerade party: Miss Louise Zeller, Miss Mir¬iam Cain, tickets, and Miss Marion Wallace, programs. Miss Virginia Green and Miss Madeline Reeder were appointed to draw up a consti¬tution. Miriam Cain was designated as association reporter. —O-H-S— JUNIOR PROM NOT FAR OFF Plans for the Junior Prom are well under way. Committees will soon be appointed, although the affair is scheduled for April. President Smith figures that success is insured if plenty of time is used in preparation. Invitations will be issued in March. Boys are being paired with girls in¬stead of girls with boys as has been done in former years. This is a great improvement over the old method as is easily seen. The affair is very formal and the Juniors hope to give one this year , that will be put down as the best formal dance of this year or any other. —O-H-S— SCANDAL! Maude is a little cat but I can't resist her. We had just gotten settled comfortably on the sofa when the front door banged. She jumped and made a little noise of disappoint¬ment as we disengaged. It was as if the referee had stepped in and said, "Break." We waited breathlessly for a few minutes. Not a sound came from the hall. Must have been some-one putting in a Christmas present. Gradually the space between us diminished again. The fire was burn¬ing fitfully. How warm and nice she was beside me. "I can stay this way forever," I thought aloud. She made no answer. Suddenly I was aware of a presence beside the sofa. I looked up. It was her father. "Here' Tom," I said patting my lap. (He had come in when the door banged). Soon I was smoothing her soft back. Yes, Dear Reader, Maude is a little cat. —O-H-S— "Can I hold your Palm Olive?" "Not on your Life Buoy." "Then my Lux is against me." SCHOOL TOGS All of the smart styles in Spring Togs— for Boys and Girls—are ready. Come in for a look! Wright’s A good place to trade "See Us First" Watson-Tanner Clothing Co 'Meet Me Bare-Headed" NORMAN SIMS WEBER CONFECTIONERY The home of Home-Made CANDIES Made Fresh Daily 2542 Washington Ave. BONITA SCOWCROFT ELECTED SECRETARY OF JUNIOR CLASS At a meeting of the Junior Class held in December Bonita Scowcroft wag elected secretary against two other candidates, Virginia Scowcroft, and Miriam Cane. Plans for a bob party were dis¬cussed, but definite action was post¬poned until after the holidays. Mr. Wangsgard, Miss Watkins, and Mrs. Hessler, class advisors, were an¬nounced. It was also announced that the Junior team won the basketball tourney. The second team won two and lost one, coming second. As only twenty-seven were present, no further business was discussed. Another meeting will be announced in the immediate future, and all Juniors are requested to be present. -O-H-S- AG. CLUB ORGANIZED A new organization is now thriving in the Ogden High known as the Ag. Club, which is run and sponsored by the members of the Agriculture classes. The purpose of this club is to stimulate more interest in agri¬culture. We have a very interesting sched¬ule outlined for the year. It includes a rabbit hunt at Promontory, and sev¬eral trips, one of which will be to the Agriculture college at Logan. Also plans are now under way for a mati¬nee dance to be given soon. Our first meeting was held recently and the following officers were elected for the year: Earl Murray, President. Alva Blackburn, Vice President. Henrie Snedden, Sec'y and Treas. Robert Simmons, Reporter. A. R. Croft, Faculty Advisor. A judging team was entered from theAg. Club to represent the Ogden High at the Stock Show, Friday. The team consisted of: Alyson Smith, Earl Murray and Robert Simmons. The club is now open for new [ members who have completed one I ytat in this department or who are I now taking Animal Husbandry or I Agronomy. I The limit is fifteen members. Join now!!! AFTER TWENTY YEARS Its all wrong! It's all wrong! Willie Cox's future in the garb of a clergyman. Tommy Norton's position as a college professor. Mac Boyd as an attorney. Virginia Green as a suffragette. William Welsh (retired as Be No 1 president) and the world's greatest orator. Rudy Lyons as a manicurist. Marcus Mattson as a fireman. Atwell Wolfer, the father pf seven children and blissfully happy. Louise Zeller, an old maid. Helen Keating in Congress. Elmore Smith running a pop-corn stand for Horace Gale & Co. Phil Ring as head of the Street-clean¬ing department, for Ogden. Theron Jost as a second Rudolph of the screen. Beans Smith as principal of the Ogden High School. It's hard to say what thirty years will bring! —O-H-S— FAMOUS SAYINGS "I don't care to keep that school¬girl complexion," said Phil Ring, as he dusted off his lapel. Breathes there a girl with soul so dead who never to her chum has said, "Is my nose shiney?" "It's the little things in the world that tell," said Eleanor Agee as she dragged her brother out from under the davenport. "Shocking," said the electrician, as he touched the live wire. "This ends my tail," said the cat as it backed into the lawn mower. "Say it with flowers," said the actor as he dodged a cabbage hear. "I take my pen in hand," said the! new warden, as he began his duties at the state pen. We will all join in that pathetic litle ballad entitled, "We call our dog Sandwich because he's half bred." \ —O-H-S— ADVENTURES IN DRIVING I cranked her up, The clutch was in. The ground came up And hit my chin. The gas tank leaked, I lit a cigar. The Ford stayed there But I went far. The front wheel broke, A fence we knocked. And I to sleep was, Was gently rocked. I asked my girl To ride with me. A tire blew out And so did she. We met a mule, No more to tell; The Ford's in Heaven And I'm getting well. Emmert (Holding out a sack of nuts)—"Do have a nut." Eleanor-—"Oh, Emmert, this is so sudden." Creepe withe ye Benoes at ye Olde Kaye ofe Pea Halle Jannuarrie 23th