Page 6 THE O. H. S. TIGER, JANUARY 31, 1923 GLEE CLUBS STAGE ASSEMBLY The Boys' and Girls' Glee Clubs had charge of the assembly last week. Four selections were rendered with much grace by each club, also a solo entitled "I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen" by Franklin Richards. Mr. Vallenga, alias Gadowsky, the Jan¬itor, entertained in costume with several clever solos. Sam Freedman surpassed his usual brilliancy in singing a clever parody on "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean." The parody was written by Violet Letts and had a singular effect on the audience as many of them re¬ceived unexpected hits of sarcasm. It must be mentioned here that after the first verse Miss Booker absent- mindedly echoed with more than her usual vehemance, "Oh Boy! How we envy he!" The parody follows: MY BONNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN Ed Swenson from Bowlegged Ally Goes Edna Mae Booker to see He thinks of her each waking hour Oh Boy! how we envy he Paul Wilson and Evelyn Cory Are soft as two lovers can be When Paul puts his two arms around her Oh Boy! how we envy he. There's one who comes daily from Provo, And this laddie's name is Brady And Miriam Cain is his shero. Oh Boy! how we envy he. Phil Ring plays just like dear old Romeo To Virginia Scowcroft tweddle- de When he plays this tune neath her window Oh Boy! how we envy he. Kathryn Fisher, a beautiful dame, Is wooed by a lad named Murphy I wonder if he gives her choclets Oh Boy! how we envy he. Fred Chez is the shiek of the hour The girls all fall flat at his feet They worship the ground that he walks on Oh Boy! but our Freddie is sweet. Bring back, bring back, bring back My Freddie to me, to me, Bring back, bring back, Bring back my Freddie to me. —Violet Letts. —O-H-S— "Tobacco is a filthy weed; 'Twas the devil that sowed the seed. It stains our fingers and spoils our clothes, And makes a chimney out of our nose." —Author Unknown. WEBER CONFECTIONERY The home of Home-Made CANDIES Made Fresh Daily 2542 Washington Ave. DAVIS LOSES TO BEAR RIVER Bear River Surprises Fans The Davis high school basketeers journeyed to Bear River Friday evening and was handed the surprise of their lives. The Bear River team is getting along better in basketball than they did in football, which they proved by defeating the Davis five 31-32. Although the score was close and the winners only lead by one point, it was a great surprise to the Davis team and fans to lose to Bear River. Harris was the "leading man" for the Riverites, totaling eight field goals, while Lindford was the star for the Davis crew. Davis G T F P Webster, c 2 0 0 4 Hatch, rf 10 0 2 Linford, lg 3 0 0 6 Harvey, rg 10 0 2 Robinson, c 2 0 0 4 Page, rf 0 0 0 0 Totals 11 11 9 31 Bear River G T F P Harris, If 8 0 0 16 Adams, rf 2 7 15 Anderson, c 2 0 0 4 Watkins, lg 2 0 15 Lillywhite, rg 10 0 2 Totals 15 7 2 32 -O-H-S— T. N. T. CLUB TO BE COMPLIMENTED Remember the bleachers that were up on the stage during the Ogden- Weber game? The T. N. T. culb put them there. After making arrangements for the use of the seats, the T. N. T. mem¬bers went thead and built the stands. As the seats were made in a portable manner the job was possible but plenty. About three hours was taken to turn the trick and when it was done the Ogden hi had. something different to present the basketball fans. The addition of the bleachers to the seating capacity of the hall came in handy, as there was a record crowd in attendanec. Those who were seated on the new bleachers are un¬doubtedly more grateful than those who were lucky enough to get re¬serve seats. But we all wish to com¬pliment the T. N. T. club for their splendid efforts. —O-H-S— SOME MORE JUNIOR PLANS The juniors are planning another good assembly, to be given in the near future, next Wednesday to be exact. The junior assembly held earlier in the year, just before the Weber game, will be remembered as one of the finest of the year. Alyson Smith promises us another one even better, if it is possible. Kaplan’s “Dressers of Men” S.J. Kaplan Co. 2425 Washington Ave. The House of Kuppenheimer Good Clothes Sperry Products In Every Home Sperry Flour SINCE 1852 Ogden State Bank 33 Years of Success Established 33 years ago, the Ogden State Bank has successfully served the people of Weber County in business and personal ways throughout this period Whether you have a large or a small amount of money to place at interest it will be equally to your advantage to avail yourself of the safety and the service which we offer you. We pay 4% on savings Compounded four times a year Resources Six Million Dollars OFFICERS H. C. Bigelow, President J, M. Browning, Vice-President A. P. Bigelow, Cashier E. L. Van Meter, Assistant Cashier D. E. Davis, do. W. N. Farr, do. O.J. Still well, Trust Officer A POEM (By the Author) It was midnight on the ocean. Not a street car was in sight; The sun was shining brightly, And it rained all day that night. It was a summer night in winter, The train was moving fast; A bare-foot boy with shoes on Stood sitting on the grass. It was evening and the rising sun Was setting in the West, And the little fishes in the trees Were huddling in their nest. The rain was pouring down, The moon was shining bright, And everything you could see Was hidden out of sight. While the organ pealed potatoes Lard was rendered by the choir; While the sexton rung the dishrag, Someone set the church on fire. Holy smoke! the parson shouted, In the rain he lost his hair— Now, his head resembles Heaven, For there is no parting there. "Tommy," asked the teacher, "what can you tell me of America's foreign relations at the present time?" "They're all broke," answered the brightest boy in class. —O-H-S— "A" CO. TAKES FIRST PLACE IN FIELD MEET Company "A" took first place in the field meet held last week. "A" company took first place in one event and second place in the other four events. They gained a total of seventeen points, three points in the lead of company "D". "B" com¬pany came third and "C" company last. In several events _ there were only three companies taking part. The results of the meet in points is as follows: Co. "A" 17 points Co. "D" 14 points Col "B" 10 points Co! "C" 6 points —O-H-S— A chap was making a call on his particular fiancee of the moment. The younger brother strolled into the parlor while he was waiting, so he inquired, 'Do you know, Jack, whether Marjory is expecting me or not?" "I guess she must be. She's upstairs taking the pins out of her belt." —Princeton Tiger. Beef Stew. . 15c Beans 10c DOYLE'S ON THE CORNER ATTENTION COMMERCIAL CLUB MEMBERS On Wednesday, January 31, (to¬day!) the Commercial club will hold its weekly meeting in room 103 at 2:45 p. m. Last week no meeting was held due to the marking of the cards on that day, Every member is expected to be present this week without fail. A Round Table discus¬sion will be held on the subject "The High School Problem.". Some of the following questions will be brought up for consideration: 1. Should we have a joint county high school? 2. Where should it be located? 3. How financed? 4. Could Ogden city build a city high school? 5. New departments needed? 6. Approximate annual cost of maintaining a new city high school? 7. Approximate cost of building a new high school building? —O-H-S— A CHANCE FOR A LEATHER BUTTON If the party who "borrowed" Mr. Hassett Shufflebarger's coat will call at the Tiger office, a fine carefully guarded leather button will be the reward. Mr. Shufflebarger reports that the button came off the coat several years ago, or thereabouts, and that he no longer has any use for the button since his sacrifice of his coat. It desired, a needle and thread will be given also, and it this does not satisfy, the price of a tailor's fee will be given without any hesitation on the part of Mr. Shufflebarger. -O-H-S— Show Your Face to Kreines READ THE ADS AND ACT!