Catto? BSD wSi Revo Po 3S M0 (ud Miss Stagg: Spell grammar Doug Larkin: What's grammar? “enny Greenwell: She's your mother's mother, stupid, Some girls got acquainted with Mr. Ballif in the oddest way. You sce, Mr. Ballit was’ told’ to" 20 "Into the girls! shower room and help some poor females look for their Shoes. The results were. , ° ® Welt, “ask Mrs Baliir,” MEANWHILE, learn BACK AT THE FARM class was struggling America the Beautiful to for graduation:exercises, Miss Stagg: What's a "fruited plain'? Neil Fuller: Flat ground where they can grow raspberries, ‘Miss.Stageg: What does alabaster mean? Jean Malone: I was a swear word, "Yes, -L.love always you, thought but will it you let me go!" screamed a seventh grade boy. He wanted to catch his bus, but was being delayed. Renember, girls, your love will wait, but his bus won't, "Yeow!'' even Mr, "That's ‘grade A Foy's just candidates calmly:commented PER! SRP OR eddb by Joan Vandcrwoude boltias us Vegas. "Oh! Look at my blouse!" "Boy, just wait till I get even with you!" These are some of the remarks which came from the music room a few days ago. Don't tell Mr. Wyatt about this, because Miss Rhees had to gswin through three inchés of water to find out what the trouble was, and Mr, Wyatt might get mad if Miss Rhees got wet. Besides, she organized a very efficient punishm--er, clean-up crew. The O aE loud yell penetrated class. one of the admitting Mr, Ask Miss Rhees Las Vegas when she of frudt punch. eighth defeat," Foy. about the time in had two glasses ae He ae F &g his i leading ta Las in detail to the best part. It seems he was inside a club at the bar at about two in morning, Mr. Rhees walked into the classroom. "As I was tclling you, the Singing tour was very educational," concluded a very red-faced Mr. Ellis. Every morning, the same students like up at the wastebasket to throw away their gum; Dale Thompson always heads the group. But the other morning, Miss Stagg said, "Since today is election day, today and only today, you can chew gun," Over-emotional Dale stuffed three sticks of gun into his mouth, Good heavens, if he gets rid of that in a week, he'll be going good, Later, he had to throw it away after all, while he gave a report. How long has it been since you looked at Miss Stagg's ceiling? What's this about Richard Isakson and Bruce Larsen playing Art Linkletter and going through girls! purses? JI hear they found something interesting. Want to talk about it, boys? John Shakula: David, who's the guy who sits in front of Gordon? David Berrett: Do you mean Ron Hadley? | John: Yes, that's the one. What's “pis name? David: Ron Hadley. John: Thanks. Rumors are going around the school that students are taking baths on the front lawn, At least, the other David day, Morris: Allen Staley weres io \5 and 4 Eldon Parkinson eats a slightly unusual lunch; a quart of 7-up, filled with Jerry Genics next cinatine, peanuts, Moyes year. plaus to Should take be fas-