THE ACCOLADE The time of long anticipation is! dnwing nearer and nearer. The tickets are going faster and faster. Don't wait too long. You might get' j left. And think what a calamity I that would be! You can't afford to Btes that wonderful date. Any mem- j bers of the ticket committee will be hd to help you out. Better see then soon. CONFESSION fceet Rejectful Editor: Please reject the following confession or diary. Upon arising yesterday morning I iiund my mind to be very greatly fisturbed. But for my arriving at tin on time, the morning held noth- te: unusual. The fifth period found my mind M very much confused, as I have been suffering from a very severe .Hack of Accolitis. As the fifth period bell started me milling through our crowded ancient halls, however, I experienced a doubling ap on the heart beats. I felt a slight jjndding at my back and a meek feminine voice quivered, "Oh, Unk." I pivoted slowly with a melting smile beaming from my counten- itce for I believed that my weeks o( suffering, loss of sleep and pour.dace had not been in vain. In } 8 fleeting seconds before she made herself clear I was an exaggerated taase of youthiul expectancy. "Do you know tomorrow's assign- Bent for English?" she questioned innocently. Aw nerts! Why does miserable I fte have to single me out.—Yours Bhgeslr, Unk Sharon. Jan. 21, 1932 O.H.S. NEWS Elpha Morse, Editor; Virginia Hunter. bob Hetzel, Associates; Beatrice allen, Phyllis Isakson, Typists. END OF FIRST SEMESTER Wbubtedly you don't need us to I teS yon that the critical moment is I Approtchlng when we shall know I whether our first five months in school have been in vain or a suc- [ cheer up; It will be another six i ks before you can have another; I wed like the past one. Tests really a VOt very bad if you have had your MMDS every day. (So we have been I told.) If it is necessary to make A chtcges in your program, you will 9 flBd & full list of the teachers and ! I their classes on a big card posted on f the east bulletin board. PLAT APPRECIATED "polly With a Past" was presented Ita the Washington junior high school auditorium Tuesday evening 1 for the benefit of the unemployed I and llso all parents of the city who WW Unable to attend when it was I Siven. A larger and more WMUtive crowd than this one has I! Mm in the history of our beloved school assembled to witness a PMJ. The admission was free, but I IB one was admitted without a tick- 1 ii This same play will be pre- Mated Thursday evening at the Weber county high auditorium for the A MM purpose. Tickets are free, but I Vtthout them one cannot be ad- 1 mated. Tickets may be obtained I te high school students and also I it the community service head- j FAY CARDON. SMOKELESS SMOKER Dm much talked about smokeless I poker between Ogden high and I Weber high was very much of a suc- 1 HL It was good not only in the I IBM of a smoker, but also in the I petthat a nice little sum was made i SLt Kh001- There were many IM battles during the course of I (M Mttilng, and the spectators I VM wry tense at times. Most f the matches were draws, and 11MB that were not very very close. PET WEAKNESSES Mr. Kasius—Punk poems. Helen Murphy—Lilting laughter, Ruse Stone—Chatter and Chaff. Famous last words: Mr. Farnsworth: Twenty words or 1II flunk ya! Elpha Morse: Get an article for; VMDOtos Thank you. ! Stone: What did you make HMtpe test, Virginia? Hat any old teacher: No assign-! 1 9m to tomorrow. FORUM l AMag the third Monday night i: january and that night having j IfUiet aside for the election H I ffgpaerv we proceeded to rid our-,' WWM this obligation. After much jHPnd many flowery speeches,} ilPl.ytftlng and discriminating, were selected: President Bill Alsup; vice president, Bob Junk secretary, Curtiss Bybee; and reporter Ralph Berrett. 1 Then with much palavering it was si decided that Don Banks would be e taken in as the newest member of [. our illustrious club. No further business appearing we departed without y more ado. RALPH BERRETT. DRAMATIC ART Owen Croxford has been proposed to. That's something to gossip about, but here's something even better. The person who is taking ad¬vantage of the proverbial leap year is none other than our bashful Miss Hermoine Tracey. If you don't be- lieve this just ask any of the dramatic art club members to confirm tt my statement. Lucy McNeil will swear to it, as she was peeking through the keyhole. d A delightful one-act play was read e by Mrs. Kapple, and the Misses Arleen Sessions and Eleanor Umber h gave two duets. After the program ig had been held business was dispens- s, ed with, and the meeting adjourned. .g EDNA WILLIAMS. CARPE DIEM It was a huge success, involving lg numerous bruises, abundant mirth, x. small cuts, and all the rest that js goes toward making a worthwhile l(j basketball game. n Senior members of Carpe Diem je were surprised at the skill and l(J pleased with the good sportsmanship displayed by the juniors last . Thursday evenings And while we seniors did win, we I share the honors for a clean game. le HELEN TANNER. CHATTER AND CHAFF —1 Edgar says: "I'm a little slow with my lefts, but I hope to wear him down with my elusive footwork." ODE TO WEBER t ' Three-thirty and school once more is o'er, But, alas, what doth appear at yon door? When in rush four and three score; Then we know, the day at Weber again is o'er. ,o i "You have just heard the saxophone quartet play in their usual, " I heavy rhythm, 'The March of the Elephants.' n "Well done, my lads, well done." Little Edgar Winchellizing: "Yes Uncle Harry Burchell used to be in x the big time; he was a hoofer in t 'Uncle Tom's Cabin.' He also smokes y as gracefully as Woolsey." Judging by Gelen Garrington's n shiners, he surely is keeping up the good old smokeless smoker spirit. 11 And how! d: Amar Hickman has the most ex- n: trawdinary, clevah lawff. I say, old ; tawp : Thawt's Amaaw. /f you have any original jokes, etc., send your letters with two cents d enclosed to little Edgar. Jan. 22, 1932 O.H.S. NEWS a Elpha Morse, Editor; Virginia Hunter, Bob Hetzel, Associates; Beatrice Allen, Phyllis Isakson, Typists. LAST MINUTE WARNINGS e We know it is a little late to it remind you of the big dance to- night, but we would like to see ev- d1 ery girl at the Berthana. If by o chance you haven't your date yet, .-! maybe if you call the big moment he will consent to go even at this ! late minute. j And if you can possibly manage l it before the dance, the team would appreciate your support at the game, rt jit will start promptly at eight o'clock at the Weber High. We'll ' be seeing you at one, and we hone, p both, of these affairs. Remember, though, no tickets sold at the door. f Call Mrs. Irwin or one of the ticket committee, if S SPECIAL ASSEMBLY 4, To the surprise of all the students , of good old Ogden High, a special " assembly was called at two o'clock Thursday. Dr. Elbert H. Thomas gave a very interesting talk to the assembly. He told of George Wash¬ington, the father of our country, his life, his characteristics, and the [ aid he gave to us. The students en-1 r joyed this assembly immensely and; hope to hear from men who have rj as much in store for us as did Dr. Thomas. ADVISORY TEACHERS Students do not seem to under- I stand the importance of advisory ! ! teachers. When you are in doubt or in trouble, their duty is to advise you and help you overcome your difficulties. Consult your advisory teachers; they will be very happy to assist, you. CHATTER AND CHAFF Ann Pingree says that when the gentlemen bother her, all she has to do is Russel-a-Stone. Deirdre wants to know why Jack Tyrees her so. I wonder why Marion is so nippy. Perhaps it is because her name is Cheese-man. We are wondering if Dale will consider wearing a Dobbs hat. When some vie asks Bob Rushmer what he has been doing lately, he j will say "Oh Shaw." Martha McGregor admits she is an all-around student. There are always a few things Cleone Walker can count on, and those are her fingers. AUNT JANE'S CORNER Dear Aunt Jane: Why doesn't our faculty put on a play? The faculties of other schools put on plays which are enjoyed not only by the students but by many people who otherwise would have nothing to do with the school. Why doesn't our faculty do this? I am 1 sure ours could do so much better than others that they would be l much more widely known. —A Senior. Dear Senior: Why don't you consult the faculty members and arouse enthusiasm. —Aunt Jane. Dear Aunt Jane: Will there by any boys' specials at the Accolade? And by the way, who is Little Edgar? —Anxious and Curious. Dear Anxious and Curious: The dance is for the boys, what could they ask. Little Edgar- three guesses—the first two don't count. —Aunt Jane. ALPHA OMEGA If you saw any pale, sick-looking, nervous wrecks in the hall today you will have to excuse their appearance, for the "worms" have turned. Maybe you can't understand this but we will explain everything. They were at our initiation last night. We are now a full-fledged club of fifty members, who became honorary members simply because of their scholastic standing and typewriting ability. The membership of our club is unlimited and anyone who is willing to work and is desirous of becoming a member will be made such. We have just started, but watch our dust. —Dell Tower, Reporter. Weber High Trounces Ogden High In Cage Opener Joe Lambert Leads Attack for Warriors In Spirited Contest Ogdenites Change Style in Final Period, But Fail to Overcome Lead; Weberites Turn in Marvel¬ous Brand of Ball; Battle Provides Thrills By AL WARDEN Standard-Examiner Sports Editor with Captain Joe Lambert leading the attack, Weber High courtiers handed the Ogden High five, traditional rivals, a 36-to-23 defeat last night at the Warrior gymnasium, in the opening league game of the year for the two aggrega¬tions. The Red and Black athletes were pressed in the first half, but outclassed Ogden in all departments of play in the final periods. Weber led at the end of the first period 6 to 4 and held 13 to 11 ad¬vantage at the close of the half. The Mark Ballif five spurted in the third period to obtain a tremendous lead. At the close of the quarter Weber led 25 to 14. Ogden turned in her best brand of ball in the final period of play, but lacked the punch to overcome the big lead obtained by the Warriors. In the first period and again in the second quarter the Tigers al¬ternated three times with Weber in taking the lead in scoring. Late in the second quarter, however, the Warriors jumped Into a lead which they maintained until the final gun. Both teams used a five man zone defense. In the final period the Ti¬gers, in a frantic effort to overcome